Australian FJ Anniversary Rally; March 8, 2014

[FJmonkey]

Bastard!!!  I never liked cake anyway....

[CanDman]

Now we know that you are coming, we'll bake you a cake.

......is the cake for me....or the birthday boy or both? if it's for me....you can let the girl bake it....but if it's for Doug.....well....you can bake that one...
CanDman
PS.......I'm giving this clip about 2 hrs.....

[Klavdy]

Bastard!!!  I never liked cake anyway....

Good, too much cake will make you fat.
Won't fit into your leathers then.

[FJmonkey]

Bastard!!!  I never liked cake anyway....

Good, too much cake will make you fat.
Won't fit into your leathers then.

Way too much time dude, way too much time.. Love you man..Way too much time...

[Flynt]

Love you man..Way too much time...

Exactly my thoughts with the cakefart site...  I mean how do you find that stuff.

Anyone else see 2 girls, 1 cup?

Frank

[CanDman]

Love you man..Way too much time...

Exactly my thoughts with the cakefart site...  I mean how do you find that stuff.

Anyone else see 2 girls, 1 cup?

Frank

Hell I want to know how he found the kid.....I just posted this review only a few hours ago.......

Power Ranger Jungle Fury Motorcycle Review

amazing.....

[CanDman]

hmmmmmm been off for 5 days.......(internet trouble) and nothing new posted? wow.......


The Cars : Let's Go (HQ) 1979

[X-Ray]

Ahhhhhhh, never get sick of The Cars, awesome sound always. Shame Ben is gone.

[CanDman]

Ahhhhhhh, never get sick of The Cars, awesome sound always. Shame Ben is gone.

Found a little number with your name written all over it......I think it may just encapsulate us all on this one..........lets see if you and your Xray vision can spot me.....

**Drums of Awakening** - X Ray Dog: Reverie

CanDman

[The General]

awesome sound . .

Found a little number with your name written all over it......I think it may just encapsulate us all on this one..........
**Drums of Awakening** - X Ray Dog: Reverie
CanDman

Ahhh....now ya talkin... real sound....this one`s going straight to the pool room!....You can feel the ....

nahhh, ... you wouldn`t understand.  Suggest ya take a look at "The castle" to further assist your education. 

[CanDman]

couldn't find "The Castle"......but I found the castle keeper....and he has a little jingle for you ole fogies........should perk this thread up a wee bit............I think....


Jethro Tull-Too old to rock'n' roll, Supersonic TV 1976 UPGRADE


.........yes he was tooooooooooooooohole ...........hole ........... old  .........to Rock'n Roll.........yet he was too young to die high...........

[Mattman]

Thats a Badd Ass tune! lol

[CanDman]

Thats a Badd Ass tune! lol

Damn straight......should have posted this version instead.......

Jethro Tull - Too Old To Rock'n'Roll Too Young To Die 1976

[roverfj1200]

Here is some information for over seas guests that may visit for the rally.

I know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognised throughout the civilised world but we all need to be reminded from time to time.

In General:

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview...
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.

Eating Out:

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

Entertaining at Home:

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist..
2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

Personal Hygiene:

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.
3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.
2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

Weddings:

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
3. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes and ditch the thongs for the occasion.

Driving Etiquette:

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight.
2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

[The General]

Here is some information for over seas guests that may visit for the rally.


Personal Hygiene:

2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.

Forgive Rover, he comes from tha upper class. Everyone knows ya don`t have ta spend money on deodorant...Just make ya own!