Australian FJ Anniversary Rally; March 8, 2014

[CanDman]

Okay, OKAY....Lock in Saturday 22nd March 2014. Let`s see see what ya got!...Happens to be some birthdays around then!  







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          I CAN'T WAIT .........

[Bozo]

Don't tell me we have to start a Harley bashing session to keep this topic going???

[CanDman]

Don't tell me we have to start a Harley bashing session to keep this topic going???

Doug's probably feeling the heat now......it looks like it has been a while since he was out with guys who still like to party......

The Snow Goose Original words and music by Doug Payne ©words & music by doug payne 2008

I'm sure this young fella isn't the local entertainment for nothing........

[The General]

.....it looks like it has been a while since he was out with guys who still like to party......

Well the bad news is ... we`ve been moved out of the Cocktail bar for our Dinner seating cause we`ve been deemed as a possible risk to tha natural amenity.

The good news is they`ve moved us inta their Nightclub area exclusiveley  (Apparently we already got 26 booked  )

Guess I`ll have ta find some more Port next time cause many of the same ladies have come back for more. (Offer`n them free shopping access to partner`s Credit Card kinda helped too, me thinks.)

While it won`t have the full on disco stuff available to us I`m hoping ta sneak in some of my favourites to play on their modern type Juke Boxes...You know real dance music like...The Old Swing Waltz - Old Time Bush Dance in Australia

Along with some FJ movies from the day`s ride maybe....Anyone got one of those moving picture type cameras?

If it really gets Rock`n I`ll be able ta show off some of my moves with tha likes of Johnny O`keefe and such...Them imports won`t be able ta keep up! 

[CanDman]

I just noticed....everyone in the youtube bar clips is named Doug......hmmmmmmmm   .......there has to be a link......wonder what it could be......

[CanDman]

apart from the Snowy River weekend Rally...do any of you blokes have any suggestions on where to go and what to check out..........Doug has made some excellent posts for how to swing (the crutches and canes) but I was looking for something a little more high energy......now Klav has pointed out some great ideas if your travelling States side.....now what about over there......anyone ...anyone ....Beuller...Beuller...........Beuller....... let me know what kamikaze ideas you might have for this out of control Canadian.....

[CanDman]

Don't tell me we have to start a Harley bashing session to keep this topic going???

......ok....so I go to bed last night and start pondering about my trip to Australia......before long...I pass out......as soon as I drifted off to sleep, I started to  dream .......I was on a plane filled with clowns....a star trek convention...a bunch of monster mascots.....a group of military people......a section of rabbit suits and a bunch of Telly Savalas lookalikes......all crammed into this jet headed for the land Down Under.......once we landed ......I was immediately escorted to the customs area.........at first I was a bit nervous....cause they lead me into this tiny dark room with a single spot light....everything was black with a single light shining over a chair......I sat down in it and waited nervously for several minutes.......feeling as though I had done something wrong....(did someone plant some drugs on me?....what the?........)......finally some commandant comes in and begins interrogating me....asking me where I was from?...am I travelling alone?....why are you in Australia?  Are you meeting someone?........Is your trip business or pleasure?......etc etc............after several minutes of intimidation and aggressive badgering...he finally asked me if I had a criminal record.......I sat there completely bewildered ...not sure how to answer that............ but after a few seconds I composed myself and said ........" I thought you didn't need one to get in here any more"

   

[Klavdy]

Depends on how fit you are , mate and if you're up for some physical fun.
Want to go skydiving?
How about some snorkelling ?
Bit of bushwalking or a horse ride through the rainforest?
Nymboida river for some white water rafting, maybe quad biking through the bush trails,hunt pigs with dogs and spears,catch a big fish,do a bit of bungie jumping,there's many things to do.

Lot's of the Aussie FJer's are fat old fucks with huge guts, little to no hair and bad wind.
They've forgotten how to have fun without relying on rules and road captains, slogans and blind obedience.
They cant ride very fast nor indeed very well and aren't at all adventurous.
They like Bingo and cheap golf, tend to be pompous windbags with short arms and long pockets who believe in obeying all the myriad of rules.
They'll demand everyone else respect authoriteh! which they claim to represent.
Not much fun to be lectured to by these pontificating types.
Be even less fun hanging out with them if you're not into that sort of thing.

Then there's some who'll take you for surfing lessons at topless beaches, visit titty bars and hemp embassies and couldn't give a toss what you do, say or ingest as long as it causes no actual or implied physical harm to another person.

[ribbert]

Lot's of the Aussie FJer's are fat old fucks with huge guts, little to no hair and bad wind.
They've forgotten how to have fun without relying on rules and road captains, slogans and blind obedience.
They cant ride very fast nor indeed very well and aren't at all adventurous.
They like Bingo and cheap golf, tend to be pompous windbags with short arms and long pockets who believe in obeying all the myriad of rules.
They'll demand everyone else respect authoriteh! which they claim to represent.
Not much fun to be lectured to by these pontificating types.
Be even less fun hanging out with them if you're not into that sort of thing.

Klavdy, you have mistaken us for your new friends in the BMW club.

[CanDman]

Depends on how fit you are , mate and if you're up for some physical fun.
Want to go skydiving?
How about some snorkelling ?
Bit of bushwalking or a horse ride through the rainforest?
Nymboida river for some white water rafting, maybe quad biking through the bush trails,hunt pigs with dogs and spears,catch a big fish,do a bit of bungie jumping,there's many things to do.

Lot's of the Aussie FJer's are fat old fucks with huge guts, little to no hair and bad wind.
They've forgotten how to have fun without relying on rules and road captains, slogans and blind obedience.
They cant ride very fast nor indeed very well and aren't at all adventurous.
They like Bingo and cheap golf, tend to be pompous windbags with short arms and long pockets who believe in obeying all the myriad of rules.
They'll demand everyone else respect authoriteh! which they claim to represent.
Not much fun to be lectured to by these pontificating types.
Be even less fun hanging out with them if you're not into that sort of thing.

Then there's some who'll take you for surfing lessons at topless beaches, visit titty bars and hemp embassies and couldn't give a toss what you do, say or ingest as long as it causes no actual or implied physical harm to another person.

well.......I still have my long lid....and I have a small gut getting smaller as we speak......and I am a framer and swing a hammer and lug wood all day......so I am into and up for anything...but bingo and square dancing.. if you can handle it my fine young Klav....... pig hunting ......skydiving....deep sea diving....deep muff diving...titty bars and hemp embassies sounds just about right   .....but I guess we will have to MI5 it .......or 6.....would be good if we could get Felix in on this.... .......from what you are saying.....everything is all starting to make sense.........looks like a solo flight on this trip.....hhhmmmmmm....and here I thought I was getting old........now I am not sure what to bring for the scheduled birthday bash...maybe a set of teeth and some balls.......  

[Klavdy]

Klavdy, you have mistaken us for your new friends in the BMW club.

I'm surprised you'd consider yourself one of them, mate.

[The General]

...now I am not sure what to bring for the scheduled birthday bash...maybe a set of teeth and some balls.......  

Ha ha. ...Hell!, we don`t care if ya even mix up their accepted anatomical location! ... at least one of us doesn`t "give a toss what you (or he) ingest as long as it causes no actual or implied physical harm to another person"...I gather simultaneously is acceptable!
... might keep him quiet!   

[CanDman]

...now I am not sure what to bring for the scheduled birthday bash...maybe a set of teeth and some balls.......  

Ha ha. ...Hell!, we don`t care if ya even mix up their accepted anatomical location! ... at least one of us doesn`t "give a toss what you (or he) ingest as long as it causes no actual or implied physical harm to another person"...I gather simultaneously is acceptable!
... might keep him quiet!  

Now there's a mouthful......   ......a few more posts like these and who knows.....maybe the rest of this retirement home just might throw them in and take a nibble....


dog bites kid in ball sack



I guess you can teach an old dog........

[CanDman]

 

Or an old Doug......ha ahahah  ahahahhhaahaa  haaahaha aahahaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha    

[Klavdy]

Now we know that you are coming, we'll bake you a cake.