...at least according to Emmanual Lewis, Head editor of the current Dictionary.
http://www.fancast.com/tv/South-Park/62926/1319146501/South-Park:-The-F-Word/videos (http://www.fancast.com/tv/South-Park/62926/1319146501/South-Park:-The-F-Word/videos)
I think I hurt myself watching this.
here is the new listing.
Fag (fag) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
I'm only 8 minutes in and can't take the grin off of my face! It is so spot on! Thanks for that! I LOVE SouthPark!
If any of you *ahem* older guys have never watched it because you thought it looked like a stupid cartoon for kids (it is NOT for kids, I assure you) - I recommend you give this one a try. You will see the error of your ways.
I saw that episode last night and it is right on the mark!
Here is something I wrote on a snowmobile website last year about Harley-Davidson (And the riders)....
Just reminding the ignorant that watch TV and think Harley is the BEST. There are more used Harleys out for sale than any other bike, Why? They are a fad and driving and paying $20k for an unreliable, unbalanced and annoyingly loud shiz box gets old quick. Your neighbors don't think your cool when they hear the annoyingly loud noise coming from the exhaust at 7:00am or 11:00pm when the kids are asleep, and now woken-up. As a matter of fact, I would bet that they would hope you die on the way to work, just so they wouldn't have to hear your shizbox at night so they can have some peace and quiet while they pay for the house they have, in the neighbor hood they bought in, before you bought a Harley. Keep that in mind. As an example: (This is the second time this has happened) I was with my wife and 12 month year old kid taking a walk right outside our neighborhood, when a motorcycle was driving up past us and it was a Harley with load pipes. He was just cruising and it was fine, but then right when he got by us, he gives it more gas to look cool, and it was loud as hell. Do you think me or my wife or anyone in that situation would be like.. "Yeah, That's a cool guy!". No, he looks like a loser that didn't get enough Puzzy when he was younger and is obviously not in charge at home, and this is his only release for all the built up immaturity due to being sexually deprived or a mid-life crisis. As another example: When at a stop light and the dumbshiz next to you is revving their motor with the load pipes just to look cool. Do you really think it looks cool that you have to rev your bike to keep it running? Is it really that big of an unbalanced, uncalibrated piece of shiz? An for 20k, LOL! I have neighbor that has a Yamaha FZR1300, the bike can be a little loud (load tone) when warming-up due to the higher RPM's, but he is curtious in the morning by letting it warm up shortly and get it out of the neighborhood as to not disturb anyone. He still has fun driving it and it is more comfortable, faster and more efficient bike than any Harley ever made including the V-rod. There is a difference in the riders, one a fukin loser and ones not. The worst part is I used to ride up until last year (Had a kid, sold the bike) and I put about 13-15k a year on and love the sport. But, of coarse some people have to screw it up for everyone else, this is the same for snowmobiling, the difference is that the land owners can take away trail if they don't like the loud pipes on the sleds, no more sledding dumbazz. If you are one of those guys, GET A LIFE and some sex! But I'm sure there's none of those people on this site. :biggrin:
I am all American, but Harley's is not American anymore! Harley used to say "Made in USA " on T.V., notice they don't do that anymore? The reason why is if you take the head off of any of the Harley's made in the last 7 years, it will say "Made in Taiwan" or "China" depending on the year and model. Harley almost went out of business and the government pulled them out of bankruptcy. Harley hired a new design team and made them look cool, but the quality is NOT THERE! THIS IS A FACT! Harley History: http://www.powerpassion.nl/harley/story-engels.html (http://www.powerpassion.nl/harley/story-engels.html) This quote means Harley was going out of business, and the government said they would help Harley financially if they supplied cheap bike's for the military during the war. (Harley didn't "answer the call", they had no choice to stay in business): Quote: In the 1940's, the Harley-Davidson once again answered the patriotic call and sent its motorcycles overseas to aid in the war effort. In 1941, civilian production on the motorcycle was mostly suspended as the company turned out motorcycles for the war. In November of 1945, civilian production once again started. In 1947, Harley-Davidson purchased the old A.O. Smith Propeller Plant and used it as a machine shop. The parts made here were shipped back to the old factory on Juneau Avenue for final assembly. Quote: 1969, Due to the enormous attack from the Japanese from the Far East , the English disappeared without a trace and the American were almost dead. Even the Shovelhead couldn't save its ass. Time for a merger with the American Machine and Foudry Company (AMF). However, the quality decreased ernormously and the Super Glide and the SLCR Caféracer of 1970 got a bad name. But Harley Davidson bought itself out and survived and with launching the new Evolution-motor in 1984, the company managed to create a modern motorcycle, which was still a Harley Davidson.
American = Freedom
Yes, there are consequences for having freedom. And we have laws to protect one anther's freedoms. And one of those freedom for which there is still no law against is "being an Asshole". It not illegal to be an asshole. You may not make many friends, or hold a good job, or have good relationships, but that may be why one would choose to be and asshole?. And the fact is we are all assholes. It just depends on the given circumstances. I know I certainly have had my asshole moments, and have yet to meet a person that has not had their asshole moments as well.
Yea....Ha......!!!!!!
Funny video.... rumrumrumrumrum...
Later... :bye2:
Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual? :scratch_one-s_head:
Quote from: mick on November 05, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual? :scratch_one-s_head:
I think that depends on whether or not you wear assless chaps and a leather vest when you ride the Harley...
Quote from: mick on November 05, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual? :scratch_one-s_head:
Didn't you watch the video? Were you not paying attention? sheeesh get with the program. :dash1:
You own and /or ride a Harley. You, by definition are a fag. This doesn't mean you are gay, just that you are a fag. Your being gay has nothing to do with being a fag, unless of course you are both a homosexual and ride Harleys. Then you are a gay Fag. Get it. :ireful:
Of course if you just were the t-shirt and dream about owning a Harley you are simply Bike-Curious.
Quote from: mick on November 05, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual? :scratch_one-s_head:
Hey Mick,
Just so there's no confusion, I was refering to the azzhole riders, I'm sure you're not one of them. :biggrin:
Just joking around! :flag_of_truce:
Now that video is a true riot of righteousness.
Andy
hahahaha!
Thanks for the laugh!
My boss rides a Harley.. I have sent him the link... :lol:
Perfect!!
Thanks,
Dan
QuoteI have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?
I have a Harley, built a chopper, rebuilt a Vulcan, my GS1100l was stolen, have an FJ, and a Honda XRL, a 1954 F250, 1956 210, Mustang convertible, and a couple more. Metrosexual?
Quoteyou wear assless chaps and a leather vest
Only when she promises the whip.
I ride everything and make it a point to wave at all other riders under all conditions. I don't care what they ride and if they wave back. Seems like a lot of malice from Europe50, I have never quite understood the whole "you're a dick if you don't wave back" thing. Why not just enjoy the ride?
QuoteI used to ride up until last year
Right.
Quote from: junkyardroad on November 06, 2009, 07:29:17 PM
Quoteyou wear assless chaps and a leather vest
Only when she promises the whip.
That reminds me of a picture that Klavdy keeps posting over the years. Thank god that I can't seem to find a copy of it online at his usual stomping grounds right now - cuz I would probably link to it....and that would be just sick and wrong...
Quote from: junkyardroad on November 06, 2009, 07:29:17 PM
I ride everything and make it a point to wave at all other riders under all conditions. I don't care what they ride and if they wave back. I have never quite understood the whole "you're a dick if you don't wave back" thing. Why not just enjoy the ride?
I wave at everyone as well. I will be the first to admit that I used to get pissed off when the Harley / cruiser / bad-ass riders didn't wave back. But I'm getting older and maturing a BIT now...and I generally just smile now in my helmet when they don't wave back. Which - I have to say - it probably 80% of the time here in southern California - and most places in the western US. I do have to say that - *ahem* - I did take my mother-in-laws 2009 Harley Deluxe something-or-other (complete with bluetooth keyfob - no actual key) out for a couple of days a few months ago during a weeks vacation (is that the right word when you visit your in-laws house for a week...vacation?). I took it out two different days in the mountains of Colorado where I grew up and put about 150 miles each day on it. I was ABSOLUTELY FLOORED / SHOCKED at all of the other Harley/cruiser riders waving at me!!! It was a NEW experience!!! Honestly - EVERY fucking (yes, you can say fucking on this forum) one of them waved at me - and most of them actually INITIATED the wave! Even the ape hanger handlebar crowd - which NEVER waves at me on an FJ. So my point being - they wave too. They just DEFINETLY seem to have their own creedo to keep the wave to their own kind.
So - I'll keep waving at them - showing the friendship......fuck 'em if they don't wave back! ;)
I love waving. Especially since driving on the right hand side of the street, you can get in a really convincing and totally cool wave while gassing through corners. I wave to cars that let me by and make a special point to wave at Harleys because I'm enjoying my ride and I hope they're enjoying theirs even though the bike they are riding has a heavy clutch, lousy brakes, slow ass engine, the handing of a tea trolley and has been proved, beyond a shadow of doubt, as the preferred get about of fags.
Reluctant wavers anonymous informs me that certain riders with skillz are unable to ride with one hand off the bars for fear of ditching in the weeds. To be fair I've had sport bike riders tarted up head to toe in brand new leathers with slider pucks glaring in the sun, not return a wave.
Regardless - I never let it bother me in the slightest - if a healthy wave is good for the Queen, then it's good enough for me.
The Queen - hip hip hurrah.
Harley rider B r a d P i t t tries to wave... (spacing to foil search engines... ;) )
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5c_1256714837 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5c_1256714837)
Quote from: junkyardroad on November 06, 2009, 07:29:17 PM
... Seems like a lot of malice from Europe50...
Junkyardroad,
I wrote that just to get a couple of buddies of mine worked-up that own Harley's, that's it. I do admit that my story with my wife and kid is true (Sad to say) and the pipes are load and annoying beyond comprehension, but it's all in good fun. :mocking:
Hey the way I look at it is, I drive a 25 year old bike and
want to keep it stock, now that's something to laugh at. :biggrin:
Quotepicture that Klavdy keeps posting over the years. Thank god that I can't seem to find a copy of it online at his usual stomping grounds right now - cuz I would probably link to it....and that would be just sick and wrong...
Now, you can't bring that up and leave me hanging... and
QuoteI did take my mother-in-laws 2009 Harley Deluxe something-or-other
Your mother-in-law rides a Harley? Wow. My mo-in-law's passion has been hating me for like 15 years. Wish she'd grab a big Dyna or something else to occupy herself. Now I would like to type the F word but can't make it happen.
Quotewant to keep it stock, now that's something to laugh at
Nah. I like it. I used to be Joe hot-rodder-high-compression-big-block-with-4 speed, and now that I am, um, 41, and hairless in all the wrong places, I find more happiness in resto or resto-mods. The FJ has more potential stock than I do. What I can do is a decent job of keeping it clean (and quiet) and racking up some miles. When my wife pinched off a few kids, some of my toys went down the road, stopped the beers, then I realized that a guy sometimes can't afford to be without those finer things in life. Thus I am present here.
I have used 8 rolls of paper towels cleaning my 89, and it was pretty clean when I got it.
Strictly hetero.
Thanks for the laughs!
Everyone has seen this website correct? http://www.goingfaster.com/angst/main.htm (http://www.goingfaster.com/angst/main.htm)
Quote from: Marsh White on November 06, 2009, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: junkyardroad on November 06, 2009, 07:29:17 PM
I ride everything and make it a point to wave at all other riders under all conditions. I don't care what they ride and if they wave back. I have never quite understood the whole "you're a dick if you don't wave back" thing. Why not just enjoy the ride?
I wave at everyone as well. ...
I wave at everyone too, but I make a point of waving at FJ riders. Although, around here that's more like "there goes Al", and he's thinking "hi Bob". :bye:
Quote from: junkyardroad on November 06, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
Quotewant to keep it stock, now that's something to laugh at
I have used 8 rolls of paper towels cleaning my 89, and it was pretty clean when I got it.
I thought me "keeping my bike stock" post was something to laugh at untill I read your "paper towels" post. :biggrin:
i wish i had back all the riding time i wasted working on roadslug harleys in the name of so called being cool!! now that i have an fj i know what its like to truly eat up asphalt with power to spare with suspension & brakes that really work! i wave at all, but i no longer waste my time with the harley thing , the people that ride them now used to shun me as i was conciderd a rebel! i raced limeys & early jap bikes-flat track,as a kid & now am back where i belong performance!!! & i feel dam cool knowing i can whip the pants off of a blown harley! :sarcastic:
I went to a burn-out comp at our local pub and there was mainly harleys & hotrods.
At the finish there was a burnout done on an old Yamaha -probably drained of oil as it eventually seized and then it was thrown on the ground and destroyed with sledghammers.
I assumed it was an offering to the Harley god in the hope it would make Harleys more reliable.
I don't know if the Harley god was pleased enough to grant them their prayer.
Quoteuntill I read your "paper towels" post
It is kind of pathetic. I spent 3 more hours tonite wiping it down and another quart of simple green, plus some time in the parts washer.
"Stock" will be about a 3 pound loss from current weight from loss of sludge. I feel 3jag's pain in cleaning up. I even had to ask the wife to hold a tire spoon to take the load off my forehead when removing the tire so I could get the rear wheel clean(er). Those old MEZ2s are hard as a rock. 3 spoons minimum.
I have never seen a Harley this dirty, except from the east coast. (doh) It is mostly old chain lube never wiped off except for the wheel.
Maybe bacause we don't have too many bugs to slime our chrome up here, winter + plenty of corners to carve = less clean up time between rides.
Unless you ride a chromed-over Harley. Every time you ride up here, there is the likelihood of rain, fire, snow, landslides, crazy flatlanders, etc. Nothing quite like riding past a forest fire at night. But no fun cleaning ash off you $25k cruiser in the morning.
Quoteharleys & hotrods
Undeniable appeal.
"They just DEFINETLY seem to have their own creedo to keep the wave to their own kind."
ROFLMAO....
WHABBB WHABBBBB WHABBBB WHABBBBBBB WHABBBBBBB.............
Eric M
I'm always amused when a thread degenerates into a "who doesn't wave" thread. Seriously, who really cares? Wave or don't wave, what's the big fuckin deal with waving? I do it sometimes when I'm in the mood but if I don't someone somewhere on a forums gonna get their panties all in a bunch? Really? I prefer the oil threads frankly. Or my new favorite...what makes George tick!
Or my new favorite...what makes George tick!
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Now you know better than to get mixed up with that :rofl: :rofl: :bad:
Did you go out this weekend?
Quote from: Ratchet_72 on November 08, 2009, 08:11:24 PM
I'm always amused when a thread degenerates into a "who doesn't wave" thread. Seriously, who really cares? Wave or don't wave, what's the big fuckin deal with waving? I do it sometimes when I'm in the mood but if I don't someone somewhere on a forums gonna get their panties all in a bunch? Really? I prefer the oil threads frankly. Or my new favorite...what makes George tick!
Well, if the Hardly folks did not, as a rule wave only to 'their own' they'd not be such a target in such threads. Hell, it speaks VOLUMES to me anyway that even South Park makes fun of them!
Dan