Harley Riders are Fags.

[the fan]

...at least according to Emmanual Lewis, Head editor of the current Dictionary.

http://www.fancast.com/tv/South-Park/62926/1319146501/South-Park:-The-F-Word/videos

I think I hurt myself watching this.

here is the new listing.

Fag (fag) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.

[Marsh White]

I'm only 8 minutes in and can't take the grin off of my face!  It is so spot on!  Thanks for that!  I LOVE SouthPark!

If any of you *ahem* older guys have never watched it because you thought it looked like a stupid cartoon for kids (it is NOT for kids, I assure you) - I recommend you give this one a try.  You will see the error of your ways.

[europe50]

I saw that episode last night and it is right on the mark!

Here is something I wrote on a snowmobile website last year about Harley-Davidson (And the riders)....

Just reminding the ignorant that watch TV and think Harley is the BEST. There are more used Harleys out for sale than any other bike, Why? They are a fad and driving and paying $20k for an unreliable, unbalanced and annoyingly loud shiz box gets old quick. Your neighbors don't think your cool when they hear the annoyingly loud noise coming from the exhaust at 7:00am or 11:00pm when the kids are asleep, and now woken-up. As a matter of fact, I would bet that they would hope you die on the way to work, just so they wouldn't have to hear your shizbox at night so they can have some peace and quiet while they pay for the house they have, in the neighbor hood they bought in, before you bought a Harley. Keep that in mind. As an example: (This is the second time this has happened) I was with my wife and 12 month year old kid taking a walk right outside our neighborhood, when a motorcycle was driving up past us and it was a Harley with load pipes. He was just cruising and it was fine, but then right when he got by us, he gives it more gas to look cool, and it was loud as hell. Do you think me or my wife or anyone in that situation would be like.. "Yeah, That's a cool guy!". No, he looks like a loser that didn't get enough Puzzy when he was younger and is obviously not in charge at home, and this is his only release for all the built up immaturity due to being sexually deprived or a mid-life crisis. As another example: When at a stop light and the dumbshiz next to you is revving their motor with the load pipes just to look cool. Do you really think it looks cool that you have to rev your bike to keep it running? Is it really that big of an unbalanced, uncalibrated piece of shiz? An for 20k, LOL! I have neighbor that has a Yamaha FZR1300, the bike can be a little loud (load tone) when warming-up due to the higher RPM's, but he is curtious in the morning by letting it warm up shortly and get it out of the neighborhood as to not disturb anyone. He still has fun driving it and it is more comfortable, faster and more efficient bike than any Harley ever made including the V-rod. There is a difference in the riders, one a fukin loser and ones not. The worst part is I used to ride up until last year (Had a kid, sold the bike) and I put about 13-15k a year on and love the sport. But, of coarse some people have to screw it up for everyone else, this is the same for snowmobiling, the difference is that the land owners can take away trail if they don't like the loud pipes on the sleds, no more sledding dumbazz. If you are one of those guys, GET A LIFE and some sex! But I'm sure there's none of those people on this site.    

I am all American, but Harley's is not American anymore! Harley used to say "Made in USA " on T.V., notice they don't do that anymore? The reason why is if you take the head off of any of the Harley's made in the last 7 years, it will say "Made in Taiwan" or "China" depending on the year and model. Harley almost went out of business and the government pulled them out of bankruptcy. Harley hired a new design team and made them look cool, but the quality is NOT THERE! THIS IS A FACT! Harley History: http://www.powerpassion.nl/harley/story-engels.html This quote means Harley was going out of business, and the government said they would help Harley financially if they supplied cheap bike's for the military during the war. (Harley didn't "answer the call", they had no choice to stay in business): Quote: In the 1940's, the Harley-Davidson once again answered the patriotic call and sent its motorcycles overseas to aid in the war effort. In 1941, civilian production on the motorcycle was mostly suspended as the company turned out motorcycles for the war. In November of 1945, civilian production once again started. In 1947, Harley-Davidson purchased the old A.O. Smith Propeller Plant and used it as a machine shop. The parts made here were shipped back to the old factory on Juneau Avenue for final assembly. Quote: 1969, Due to the enormous attack from the Japanese from the Far East , the English disappeared without a trace and the American were almost dead. Even the Shovelhead couldn't save its ass. Time for a merger with the American Machine and Foudry Company (AMF). However, the quality decreased ernormously and the Super Glide and the SLCR Caféracer of 1970 got a bad name. But Harley Davidson bought itself out and survived and with launching the new Evolution-motor in 1984, the company managed to create a modern motorcycle, which was still a Harley Davidson.

[higbonzo]

American = Freedom

Yes, there are consequences for having freedom.  And we have laws to protect one anther's freedoms.  And one of those freedom for which there is still no law against is "being an Asshole".  It not illegal to be an asshole.  You may not make many friends, or hold a good job, or have good relationships, but that may be why one would choose to be and asshole?.  And the fact is we are all assholes.   It just depends on the given circumstances.  I know I certainly have had my asshole moments, and have yet to meet a person that has not had their asshole moments as well.

Yea....Ha......!!!!!!

Funny video....  rumrumrumrumrum...

Later...

[mick]

Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?

[Marsh White]

Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?

I think that depends on whether or not you wear assless chaps and a leather vest when you ride the Harley...

[the fan]

Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?

Didn't you watch the video? Were you not paying attention? sheeesh get with the program. 

You own and /or ride a Harley. You, by definition are a fag. This doesn't mean you are gay, just that you are a fag. Your being gay has nothing to do with being a fag, unless of course you are both a homosexual and ride Harleys. Then you are a gay Fag. Get it.

Of course if you just were the t-shirt and dream about owning a Harley you are simply Bike-Curious.

[europe50]

Got a good laugh, but since I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?

Hey Mick,
Just so there's no confusion, I was refering to the azzhole riders, I'm sure you're not one of them.  

[mick]

Just joking around! 

[andyoutandabout]

Now that video is a true riot of righteousness.
Andy

[pdxfj]

hahahaha!

Thanks for the laugh!

My boss rides a Harley.. I have sent him the link...   

[Dan Filetti]

Perfect!!

Thanks,

Dan

[junkyardroad]

I have a Harley and an FJ does that make me bisexual?

I have a Harley, built a chopper, rebuilt a Vulcan, my GS1100l was stolen, have an FJ, and a Honda XRL, a 1954 F250, 1956 210, Mustang convertible, and a couple more.  Metrosexual?

you wear assless chaps and a leather vest

Only when she promises the whip.


I ride everything and make it a point to wave at all other riders under all conditions. I don't care what they ride and if they wave back. Seems like a lot of malice from Europe50, I have never quite understood the whole "you're a dick if you don't wave back" thing.  Why not just enjoy the ride?

I used to ride up until last year

Right.

[Marsh White]

you wear assless chaps and a leather vest

Only when she promises the whip.

That reminds me of a picture that Klavdy keeps posting over the years.  Thank god that I can't seem to find a copy of it online at his usual stomping grounds right now - cuz I would probably link to it....and that would be just sick and wrong...

[Marsh White]

I ride everything and make it a point to wave at all other riders under all conditions. I don't care what they ride and if they wave back.  I have never quite understood the whole "you're a dick if you don't wave back" thing.  Why not just enjoy the ride?

I wave at everyone as well.  I will be the first to admit that I used to get pissed off when the Harley / cruiser / bad-ass riders didn't wave back.  But I'm getting older and maturing a BIT now...and I generally just smile now in my helmet when they don't wave back.  Which - I have to say - it probably 80% of the time here in southern California - and most places in the western US.  I do have to say that - *ahem* - I did take my mother-in-laws 2009 Harley Deluxe something-or-other (complete with bluetooth keyfob - no actual key) out for a couple of days a few months ago during a weeks vacation (is that the right word when you visit your in-laws house for a week...vacation?).  I took it out two different days in the mountains of Colorado where I grew up and put about 150 miles each day on it.  I was ABSOLUTELY FLOORED / SHOCKED at all of the other Harley/cruiser riders waving at me!!!  It was a NEW experience!!!  Honestly - EVERY fucking (yes, you can say fucking on this forum) one of them waved at me - and most of them actually INITIATED the wave!  Even the ape hanger handlebar crowd - which NEVER waves at me on an FJ.  So my point being - they wave too.  They just DEFINETLY seem to have their own creedo to keep the wave to their own kind.

So - I'll keep waving at them - showing the friendship......fuck 'em if they don't wave back!