What type of oil should I use?

[Anti-Dive Dave]

So....erm...........I had this question......  









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[ribbert]

So....erm...........I had this question......  :

We can perhaps settle two questions at once here, a 3XW running blue dot infused, double overhead molecule synthetic oil is the fastest bike.

Noel

[Anti-Dive Dave]

A 3XW running blue dot infused, double overhead molecule synthetic oil is the fastest bike

At what point do you awake from this wonderful dream?

   

I mean, MY old 1TX with own brand cheapo oil and bugger all else worthwhile added can STILL whip an FZR1000 RU at the lights....

Granted, he catches up within the next 75 yards, and vanishes ahead in a screaming rage filled battering of rubber tyre shavings...but up until then, I feel like a God!

[FJSpringy]

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this makes the assumption that FJ owners wear them 

[SlowOldGuy]

I think you should use WD-40. 

It works in the forks and on the chain also

DavidR.

[Alf]

In Mediterranean countries like Spain the olive oil works better and its cheaper. And when changing the oil you can dipping bread in

[flips]

You could use fish oil.It has omega 3's.Whatever oil you choose check your oil level regularly...

or you could use...

Cheers

Jeff P

[Anti-Dive Dave]

Now, I LIKE this idea of the sex oil and reckon it would provide many smiles per gallon of pure riding pleasure.

I have a few problems with it though...

a)  I would have to find a really "active" lady who is "excitable" at a moments notice.

b)  Once lady is "excitable", how on earth do I keep her still, as I try to balance her over my oil filler cap?

c)  It could take a while.....

d)  With her wriggling all over the place, she'd spill more than I could fill.

e)  How do I explain the serious clutch slip then next time I'm at the garage?

Suitably intrigued now...

I'm away to try and word an advert in the "Wanted" section of me local newspaper....

[fj11.5]

You silly man, wouldn't it be easier to find a double jointed ,nympho,acrobatic chick ,who could just top the oil up on her own