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[nurse]

1)  ATGATT
2)  Ride like everyone is out to kill you
3)  Officer they just pulled out in front of me...honest!!
4)  One for the road

there is a start, feel free to chip in!

Honestly though, there is never, ever a cop when you need one, so really what are the odds!  Mind you i bet he was too busy picking his next donut from the box on the passenger seat to even notice.

[fj11.5]

toke,,, toke ,,, 20 points for the dude in the black shorts maaaan