Goverment job

[SkyFive]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."  

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."  The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."    

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."  

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.  

Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."  

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why do you want me here at 10:00 am?"  

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."