Aussie mpg

[flips]

 

    ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE!
     
    Just imagine...
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
     
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
     
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
     
    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
     
    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
     
    A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!
     
    Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie
     

[bugboy]

I'll bet us seppos get a lot lower mpg than that.  I mean, WalMarts are big, but not that big!