Gettin in to heaven

[bugboy]

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?" he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

[Mark Olson]

ok, that one made me laugh.

[racerman_27410]

LOL... good one!


KOokaloo!

[Dazza57]

Bewtiful punch line

[The General]

BUNDY  RUM (Bundaberg Rum -)... Queensland 's famous product ! (Bundaberg is just North of our downunder Rally )

Forget Jamaica or any other rubbish !   (For you o/seas people..a King Brown is one of the  deadliest snakes on earth. Out of the world's top  10,  Australia has 5.)

Too wet ta ride the FJ but I  finally got around to going fishing this morning.

After a while I  ran out of worms.

Then I saw a King Brown with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my  bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Bundaberg rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same bloody snake with two frogs in his mouth! 
   
     

[pdxfj]

I've shared some of my Bundy OP with people here at work..

They all agree it's the best rum they have ever had and decided to call it "Garth's date rape rum".

The men will tell women "You've gotta try some of Garth's date rape rum.  It's awesome!".  Women get a very odd look on their face and usually ask "Garth's WHAT Rum???".

Ladies usually don't try it after hearing the name others give it.