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ohhh it's on now [2]

Started by rktmanfj, November 06, 2011, 03:26:35 PM

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rktmanfj

Okay, it's not... at least for Colts fans.              :sorry:

I kinda miss the smack talk that was coming around this time last year.

Didja hear?

They're gonna remodel the Colts end zone into a Tornado Shelter.

Not much chance of a Touchdown there...         :nea:

Travis398

I hate to overstate the obvious about the colts,    :empathy3:

Is it because they don't have their gay (eligibly) quarterback playing anymore  :pardon:


on the bright side they are leaders in several stats.

maybe even breaking records.

Perhaps some that will never be broken. 

(popcorn)



When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Travis398



When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Travis398

His girlfriend isn't too ugly


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

rktmanfj


Indianapolis - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Marion County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Indianapolis Colts Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Travis398



When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

rktmanfj

Quote from: Travis398 on December 02, 2011, 08:04:09 PM


Yes...  IND won 5 out of the last 7, right?

It's your chance to catch up a bit...       :biggrin:

Get it while you can.

Travis398

Quote from: rktmanfj on December 02, 2011, 08:17:41 PM


Yes...  IND won 5 out of the last 7, right?

It's your chance to catch up a bit...       :biggrin:

Get it while you can.


Ohhh....................................... so what you're saying is the Colts are in danger of winning only 5 out of the last 14?

:biggrin:


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Brook

....... How about them Cowboys!!

rktmanfj

Quote from: Travis398 on December 03, 2011, 02:16:29 PM
Quote from: rktmanfj on December 02, 2011, 08:17:41 PM


Yes...  IND won 5 out of the last 7, right?

It's your chance to catch up a bit...       :biggrin:

Get it while you can.


Ohhh....................................... so what you're saying is the Colts are in danger of winning only 5 out of the last 14?

:biggrin:

Not as easy as you thought, huh?          :empathy:

Travis398

Quote from: Brook on December 03, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
....... How about them Cowboys!!

how about them Cowboys? 

   :rofl:


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.


Travis398

Quote from: rktmanfj on December 04, 2011, 09:30:17 PM
Not as easy as you thought, huh?          :empathy:


yeah, only 1 play away from a tie game. Dodged a bullet there.


As you can see our defense isn't going very deep in the playoffs


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

SlowOldGuy

Quote from: Brook on December 03, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
....... How about them Cowboys!!

Yep, they have a proven record of being able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, time and time again.

What a bonehead coach.  :-) 

I have no idea how they have backed their way into a division lead.  I'm sure NYG will clean their clock next week.

DavidR.

Travis398

I think the Colts clinched the draft  :drinks:

But they may need a new coach to do something with it.


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.