Blondes

[FJTillDeath]

there is a brunette, redhead and a blond standing on a bridge. they where told that if they jump off and yell what they wanted they would land in whatever they ylled when they hit the bottem. so the brunette jumped "GOLD!" she yelled and landed in a pile of gold! then the redhead jumped "LOTS OF MONEY!" she yelled and landed in a pile of money! then the blond jumped and yelled "OH SHIT!"



Does anyone know why Blonde jokes are kept short?

It is so Brunettes can understand them!



A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond
joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 185 lb. Blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thought for a second, shook his head 'no', and muttered,

"No . . . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

 
 

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