Bengals Practice Interrupted

[rktmanfj]

BREAKING NEWS! Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Marvin Lewis immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

[FJTillDeath]

Now thats a genuine "lol"

[Travis398]

BREAKING NEWS! Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

In an attempt to become more familiar with this "white powdery substance" the Bengals have been aggressively recruiting players with experience in this area.
Now they just need players who can kill their opponents
http://www.spike.com/articles/dh0pt1/cincinnati-bengals-look-to-add-more-cocaine-and-strip-club-arrests-to-roster