God, I LOVE America.

[Klavdy]

And here's yet another reason why,


Prayer/Blowjob Booths

In Orlando, somebody got the bright idea to make these:



I've always felt kinda bad when she said, "I like going to the park, but my knees get all dirty and roughed up....."

Now, the fine right-wingers of Orlando have eased all my guilt. Thank you Jesus. I say my best prayers when I'm on the verge of being saved by a mind-shattering orgasm.

I know you're thinking, "Damn....he needs to get laid again...", but read the instructions. They'll even make you think they're talking about nobslobbing.



Come to think of it, they need to put directions for sex in public in lots of places. Parks, restrooms, airplanes, clubs, churches.....schools, auditoriums, among other things.

And the #1 reason why I think these are blowjob booths and not prayer booths?
There's no donation box.

Here's the source of all your fear.

[n8man1068]

lulz

[pdxfj]

Donation box?

What it is really missing is a spittoon!   

[DeGremlin]

Amen to all of it, but the first picture in the post is all wrong.  First of all it was "Toy" that got iced that night and not the poor gangsta bastard that got his name crossed out on the side of the aparatus. 

And second of all, someone left the freakin kneel cushion down!  I mean Jeebus H, can't anyone read the last step of the obviously well written instructions??? (unless your name IS "Toy" in which case I fully understand being dead as a reason to leave the cushion down.  Pray harder next time my son.)



- DG

[mikeholzer]

My condolences to the Toy famliy in this, their time of grief. The loss of a Gangsta is always tragic for their loved ones, but somehow the community will manage...

[ogmudbone]

hahahahaha yeah fuck the gangsta that died. who knew that churches were providing oral copulation facilities to the masses?


OGmudbone

[The PATRIOT]

GOD DAMN LIMEY SONSOFBITCHES IF IT WERNT FOR THE US OFA YOU WOUD BE SPEAKING RUSSIAN.
THE US SAVED YOURE SORRY ASS ENOUGH.

[mikeholzer]

Actually, if the United States hadn't intervened, the English would probably be speaking German right now, as a result of the Second World War (1939-1945). The Russians, too, would likely be speaking German also, as a result of a loss of the Second World War.

You probably would have known this if you weren't so ignorant (and stupid). You should have paid attention at school instead of fantasizing about your cousin (or sister) you in-bred jerk.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?

Besides, what does your stupid rant have to do with the religious fellating kiosks, anyway? Are you offended because they're yours? That would only make you dumber.

Punctuation, proper capitalization, grammar, and spelling, are the hallmarks of good communication skills. I'm certain that there is a Community College in your town which offers a remedial English Grammar and Compositon course so that you may learn how to communicate effectively with the rest of us without looking as stupid as you sound. Why, looking at your typing, with all caps, poor usage, punctuation, and spelling, I'll bet that you're one of those guys who complain when people speak in foreign languages in your presence. I'd bet that most of them can write in English better than you, too.

Finally, this forum is open to members worldwide. Embrace cultural diversity, you ignorant prick.

[Dan Filetti]

Yeah, the Australians almost certainly would be speaking Japanese anyway....

Dan

[The PATRIOT]

YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE

[Dan Filetti]

YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE

Lighten up there big guy, no need to have a coronary...

[mst3kguy]

YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE

is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?

my vote is for mazz.

[The PATRIOT]

AND I BELEAVE YOUR VOTE IS FOR BARCK HUSSEEN OBAMA.
SO GO POUND A TENT PEG UP YER PEE HOLE YOU BEADY EYED FLAT FOOT.

[rktmanfj]

YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE

is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?

my vote is for mazz.

Nah, it's gotta be Frank...     

Randy T
Indy

[racerman_27410]

 my pot stirring is much more subtle than that....... and i also know where the caps lock key is.


KOokalooo!