And That's How the Fight Started

[carey]

Sitting here waiting for the snowmageddon to stop, my wife read to me a post from some social media platform that made me laugh. Here's how it went;

Women: I finished shopping at Wal-Mart, and the check out girl was a real b@tch.

Man: Did you use the self check out?

And that's how the fight started.

[Motofun]

One black eye or two, Carey?   

[Pat Conlon]

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

That's how the fight started...

[ZOA NOM]

Last Sunday morning I got up at 6am to go fishing.

I got out of bed very quietly, got dressed into my fishing clothes and made my sandwiches.

I went into my garage, hooked up the boat trailer up and started driving out in the heavy rain. I turned the radio on to hear that the wind and rain would be relentless all day, so I thought, bugger this I am going back home to bed.

I drove home and snuck back into bed cuddling up to my wife's back; now with a different hope for the morning, and whispered, "The weather out there is just awful."

My lovely wife of 10 years replied, "yeah,  can you believe my idiot husband is out fishing in this?"

And that's how the fight started....

[Millietant]

I was sitting on a sofa outside the fitting rooms in Lord and Taylor when my wife came out in a nice blue dress and asked me - does this dress make my ass look big ?

And that's how the fight started.........

[Pat Conlon]

My wife came back from shopping at Wallyworld and she said,"I'm not going back to that store, that check out lady was a real bitch..."

I said, "Oh, did you use the self check out?"

And that's when.....

[FJmonkey]

My wife came back from shopping at Wallyworld and she said,"I'm not going back to that store, that check out lady was a real bitch..."

I said, "Oh, did you use the self check out?"

And that's when.....

Pat, did you read the first post?

[Millietant]

Pat, did you read the first post?

And that's how the fight started............................                           

[ribbert]

Pat, did you read the first post?

And that's how the fight started............................                           

[Pat Conlon]

 

[ZOA NOM]

he he...