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I bought a 2 lb potato.

Started by crash7863, January 20, 2018, 06:16:53 PM

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crash7863

January 20, 2018, 06:16:53 PM
I literally went to the store and found a 2lb potato. The thing is gigantic. It must have been injected with plant steroids. I am going to consume it and have plant steroid powers. I felt it was necessary to share this.

:crazy:

ZOA NOM

#1
January 20, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
Man, that's gonna hurt!  :shok:
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FJmonkey

#2
January 20, 2018, 09:21:25 PM
The potato cannons here are too small a caliber for a 2 pounder. Time to upgrade.
The glass is not half full, it was engineered with a 2X safety factor.

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rlucas

#3
January 22, 2018, 07:42:18 AM
Quote from: FJmonkey on January 20, 2018, 09:21:25 PM
The potato cannons here are too small a caliber for a 2 pounder. Time to upgrade.

Not so. There's no caliber to a potato cannon - you just chamfer the edge of the PVC barrel, place the projectile-candidate spud on the ground, and push the weapon down over the prospective round. Presto! Custom fit. Then seat\chamber the round with a stick from the kindling pile. Might even get multiple rounds out of a 2-pounder.

OTOH, if the spuds are small - like new potatoes or fingerlings - just load up a handful and you've got a Potato Shotgun. This also works with the trimmings from the loading procedure detailed above. No waste, and they're bio-degradeable. :good2:
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FJmonkey

#4
January 22, 2018, 10:09:13 AM
I guess it also qualifies it as fast food.
The glass is not half full, it was engineered with a 2X safety factor.

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fj1289

#5
January 22, 2018, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: FJmonkey on January 22, 2018, 10:09:13 AM
I guess it also qualifies it as fast food.

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