Do pilots lie?

[TexasDave]

The same could be said for motorcyclists. 

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>   The Pilot left home about 8:30 a.m. To do some work in his hanger at the airport with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the airport."
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>   1:30 came went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00 pm he rolls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story.
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>   "I finished cleaning the plane about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car.
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>   I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked Around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so She suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer.
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>   She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit.
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>   I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with.
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>   Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home."
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>   His wife looked him right in the eye and said "don't bullshit me . . ."
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>   YOU WENT FLYING, DIDN'T YOU?
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[airheadPete]

As someone who makes a living driving aluminum tubes across the sky:  !!!

[Joe Sull]

Extremely humorous 

[red]

One of my hang gliding buddies told that one at the evening campfire a few years back, and naturally, he was the guy in the starring role.

For myself, cruising silently over the landscape, women are often seen out sunbathing, within their backyard privacy fences.
You can look all you want, and they even wave up at this man in the sky, in a very friendly manner.
If you wave back, however, they grab the towel or clothing, and dash inside.    
I will often circle like a hawk in the sky then, but I seldom wave back.
   
Cheers,
Red