Passwords

[TexasDave]

Sorry, that password has expired - you must register a new one.

Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.

Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

No, you must get a new one.

I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Sorry, you must get a new one.

Okay, roses.

Sorry, you must use more letters.

OK, pretty roses.

No good, you must use at least one numerical space.

Okay, 1 pretty rose.

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

Okay, 1prettyrose.

Sorry, you must use additional spaces.

Okay, 1frikingprettyrose.

Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

Okay,1FricKINGprettyrose.

Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

Okay, 1Frickingprettyrose.

Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

Okay, 1Frickingprettyroseshovedupyoursifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfrickingnow.

Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

[FJmonkey]

 

[FJ_Hooligan]

I tried to order a pizza from Dominoes that other day and they wanted me to create an account with a 8 digit alpha-numeric password. 

WTF?  I've got enough stupid accounts and passwords in my life.  I DON'T need one to order a freakin' pizza.

I called them instead and demanded the 10% discount for ordering "on-line" which I got!

[Dan Filetti]

There are several smart-phone password apps that allow storage of all your passwords in a single place and require you to remember just one password to gain entry into the list.

The one I use enables you to copy your password to the clipboard, to be pasted elsewhere.

Something to consider.

Dan