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Us Marines gets it from Norwegian kids

Started by keand3, January 25, 2014, 11:29:18 PM

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keand3

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Arnie

True or not, that was a great story. :-)
"Beware Local knowledge"  should be the title

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Pat Conlon

What a great story, no doubt true.
Can you imagine the wonderful memories those kids will have, white washing a squirming sniveling rough tough US Marine? Priceless.

I liked this response the best:

So let me get this straight:

"They (Marines) have given us our only real fight." - Commanding Officer of the British, War 0f 1812

"Teufelhunde! (Devil Dogs)" - German Soldiers, WW1 at BELLEAU WOOD

"Panic sweeps my men when they are facing american marines" - A captured North Korean Major

"Do not attack the First Marine Division. Strike the American Army." - Orders issued to the Chinese Army after the Battle of Chosin Reservoir.

"When planning your attacks on supply lines and truck convoys ensure that you do NOT attack a US Marine unit. If you do, these supply-unit Marines will immediately act like Army infantry and they will attack you and hunt every one of your men down and kill them." - Orders to Iraqi insurgent units in 2003

"But, these men these American Marines they are animals. They are like dogs from hell, and fight like no man ever has." - Taliban commander in Musa Qaleh Afghanistan

"Marines are just a bunch of little bitches" - A group of  7 year old Norwegian school girls

Note to self, do not invade Norway.
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aviationfred

As a former Marine myself. The story is hilarious.  :rofl2:

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