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[SlowOldGuy]

Damn man!  That's longer and more complicated than the instructions for cleaning carbs.  :-)
I'm too lazy for that, it'll just stay like it is.

DavidR.

[Arnie]

Just remember that the grey hairs sprinkled through your head make you look "distinguished".  The grey hairs in your moustache make you look like a player :-)  (its a chemical reaction)

Cheers,
Arnie

[Pat Conlon]

Cool, that would mean I look like a distinguished player....

As opposed to my sons (37&39), who think my grey hairs make me look "extinguished".

I remind them, "just you wait"....(under my breath: you little bastards)