Engineering Terminology
A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We still haven't the faintest idea of what to do.
AN EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame.
MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit.
IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have more than enough other problems for now.
PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull!
SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely.
ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
RUGGED - Too damn heavy to lift!
LIGHTWEIGHT - Lighter than RUGGED.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - One finally worked.
ENERGY SAVING Achieved when the power switch is off.
LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken.
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Quote from: Mark Olson on March 04, 2012, 07:41:19 PM
ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, what Mark said. :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Thanks Arnie,
CraigO