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Title: The official Squid thread
Post by: Travis398 on October 08, 2010, 06:03:16 PM
We can start the thread with the biggest Squid in the World.


**Warning**     This has very offensive language, Drug use and everything else you don't want your kids (and wife) to see.

**Disclaimer**  I don't make this crap. And i feel sorry for all bikers living in Fla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkidzmFE-ow&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkidzmFE-ow&feature=player_embedded#!)

(popcorn)

Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: tqmx1 on October 08, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
He needs to CRASH HARD and Just get a little ROAD RASH all over :rofl:
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: carsick on October 08, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
Travis.
I am glad this did not turn out to be Bob's video of me at the rally. However, I'm thinking an intervention is needed when you come to VT. No more computer for you mister. Those of us that care feel you need more riding and less surfing. Or at least find women doing that stuff.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: rktmanfj on October 08, 2010, 08:05:02 PM

(popcorn)


Waiting for Dean's squid tribute video to surface...

Randy T
Indy
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: andyoutandabout on October 10, 2010, 04:29:01 AM
motorcycling is like licorice - it takes allsorts.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: FJmonkey on October 10, 2010, 10:44:37 PM
Quote from: andyoutandabout on October 10, 2010, 04:29:01 AM
motorcycling is like licorice - it takes allsorts.

Isn't that licorice between his ass cheeks?....or is that floss?....Where is that darn dictionary.....Aw hell, it ain't proper gear if he's gonna ride standing on the seat like that. He should have at least 3 or 4 layers of bubble-wrap around him.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Travis398 on October 21, 2010, 05:53:58 PM
Quote from: carsick on October 08, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
Travis.
at least find women doing that stuff.
Is this better?
MOTORCYCLE GIRL !!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJyfQRplDc#)
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: carsick on October 21, 2010, 06:51:36 PM
Ah, filming chicks on bikes while driving your Subaru with the S.O. in the passenger seat. That takes some cheek. Speaking of cheek, she was not wearing an (obvious) thong. Although the lack of gear does absolutely qualify for squid status. So yes, better but room for more better!
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: jvb_ca on October 26, 2010, 12:11:37 PM
Not a real squid as he has all the gear on....but makes me chuckle every time is see it... :shok:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8eftil7XYg&p=4B376262720F9C54&playnext=1&index=35

Cheers...Jake

Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Marsh White on October 26, 2010, 01:59:58 PM
I kept replaying it trying to figure what was going on there...looks like brand new tires to me with the slick mold release agent still on them.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Mark Olson on October 26, 2010, 02:21:07 PM
Yeah , looks like new tires were the factor here. :shok:
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: racerman_27410 on October 26, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
i have been thru a ton of tires and i cant say i've ever had any that felt remotely slick like that.... that went out like he hit a puddle of diesel fuel.

at least he doesnt have to worry about keeping the bike perfect (pristine) anymore.........


KOokaloo!


Frank
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Dan Filetti on October 26, 2010, 03:33:00 PM
Could be COLD, or a cold/ new combination as well.

Unfortunately I know of what I speak.  As embarrassing as this is, I had a similar thing happen to me in my own driveway on cold tires.  (Same bike too).  In my case the bike was new [to me] and I was unfamiliar with the abrupt throttle when the engine was still warming up.  Outside air temp was ~45F, and the P.O. had warned me that the Dunlap Qualifers (road/ track compound) were 'slippery below 50F'.  I had, until that very moment, taken that to mean that I should probably not corner too hard before getting some heat in the tires; that perhaps if I had TRIED for a burn out, maybe it would spin up a bit easier...  I was wrong.  That little miss-calculation set me back ~ $900...  

Worst part about it?  My kids watched the entire thing happen...

You live and you learn.

Dan
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: rktmanfj on October 26, 2010, 04:13:16 PM
Quote from: Dan Filetti on October 26, 2010, 03:33:00 PM
Could be COLD, or a cold/ new combination as well.

Unfortunately I know of what I speak.  As embarrassing as this is, I had a similar thing happen to me in my own driveway on cold tires.  (Same bike too).  In my case the bike was new [to me] and I was unfamiliar with the abrupt throttle when the engine was still warming up.  Outside air temp was ~45F, and the P.O. had warned me that the Dunlap Qualifers (road/ track compound) were 'slippery below 50F'.  I had, until that very moment, taken that to mean that I should probably not corner too hard before getting some heat in the tires; that perhaps if I had TRIED for a burn out, maybe it would spin up a bit easier...  I was wrong.  That little miss-calculation set me back ~ $900...  

Worst part about it?  My kids watched the entire thing happen...

You live and you learn.

Dan

You bought that dude's bike?       :biggrin:

Randy T
Indy
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: carsick on October 26, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
I hear if you get on the throttle it will straighten out. Read it on the internet. Just gotta power through it.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Mark Olson on October 27, 2010, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: carsick on October 26, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
I hear if you get on the throttle it will straighten out. Read it on the internet. Just gotta power through it.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Kopfjaeger on October 27, 2010, 07:23:15 PM
agreed.... :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: straighten out as in lay flat?
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Travis398 on October 29, 2010, 02:36:49 PM
Quote from: carsick on October 26, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
I hear if you get on the throttle it will straighten out. Read it on the internet. Just gotta power through it.

Unless there is a tree in the way
My suzuki gsxr crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj9M7h55kRI#)
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Dan Filetti on October 29, 2010, 04:16:04 PM
That makes for an uncomfortable laugh....  Damn that guy might just take the cake.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: FJmonkey on October 29, 2010, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: carsick on October 26, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
Unless there is a tree in the way

I think I have his rear wheel now..... :rofl:
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Travis398 on November 20, 2010, 09:22:45 AM
It does help explain the large quantity of GSXR wheels available. I particularly liked the way he warmed up his rev limiter before attempting his stunt.
Title: Re: The official Squid thread
Post by: Travis398 on November 23, 2010, 06:20:30 PM
 :unknown:
Stoppie Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARdw0WrV_gE#)