I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go
to work, when I come home she's tearing my shirt of as I come through the door.
She's got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower
almost every night. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 70's sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit !!"
He might be on to something...
On a similar note...true story...
A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives. Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!" :lol:
Good one. Very funny. Dave
Quote from: Capn Ron on January 26, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
On a similar note...true story...
A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives. Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!" :lol:
Bwahahaha! :rofl: :rofl2: :mocking: :biggrin: