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Started by Arnie, January 26, 2015, 07:46:47 PM

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Arnie

January 26, 2015, 07:46:47 PM
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:  "Man you look tired."

His buddy says:  ​"Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
​She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.​  She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go
to work, when I come home she's tearing my shirt of as I come through the door.
She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.  She even joins me in the shower
almost every night.  I just don't know what to do."

A fellow in his 70's  sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit !!"
 

FJmonkey

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January 26, 2015, 07:50:23 PM
He might be on to something...
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Capn Ron

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January 26, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
On a similar note...true story...

A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives.  Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!"   :lol:
Cap'n Ron. . .


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TexasDave

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January 26, 2015, 08:10:42 PM
Good one. Very funny.  Dave
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CatTomb

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January 26, 2015, 10:29:22 PM
Quote from: Capn Ron on January 26, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
On a similar note...true story...

A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives.  Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!"   :lol:

Bwahahaha!  :rofl: :rofl2: :mocking: :biggrin:
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