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man in hospital

Started by crzyjarmans, July 02, 2013, 10:01:52 AM

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crzyjarmans

July 02, 2013, 10:01:52 AM
A nurse enters a room to give a man a sponge bath.
the man has a oxygen mask over his mouth and nose

man: nurse, Can you please check and see if my testicles are black?

Nurse; sir?  I'm just here to give you a sponge bath.

man; please nurse? can you check to see if my testicles are black?

Being embarrassed, she agree to check, not wanting the patient to become upset having his blood pressure get to high...
She lift his gown, takes his man hood in one hand and his testicles in her other and says... No sir they are just fine...

The man pulls down the oxygen mask and says; (with a smile)Thanks so much nurse, But listen very closely? ARE MY TEST RESULT BACK?
Shawn Jarman
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