Women just don't understand

[FJmonkey]

I've been married for 25yrs now, pretty much know how a complex engine works, how the universe evolved, the meaning of life, newtons law, (maybe not) Rubik cube (sort of).......... But, to workout how the female mind works, and acts, remains a mystery that man will never work out. :shock:

It's Because You Don't Fully Understand The Rubik Cube.   

The Rubic's cube can be solved with Math.... The female does not want to be solved with something as logical as math... In fact, I suggest that she really does not want the loss of advantage, over the male counter point, of being figured out at all.... Not a point of contention, just telling it like I know it...

[fj11.5]

Rather not try and figure either of them out, just take them as they are,  then go for a ride 

[LillioftheValley]

  the secret is:
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a DEEPER voice.

I've been married for 25yrs now, pretty much know how a complex engine works, how the universe evolved, the meaning of life, newtons law, (maybe not) Rubik cube (sort of).......... But, to workout how the female mind works, and acts, remains a mystery that man will never work out. :shock:

It's Because You Don't Fully Understand The Rubik Cube.   

The Rubic's cube can be solved with Math.... The female does not want to be solved with something as logical as math... In fact, I suggest that she really does not want the loss of advantage, over the male counter point, of being figured out at all.... Not a point of contention, just telling it like I know it...

[yamaha fj rider]

the secret is:
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a DEEPER voice.

I've been married for 25yrs now, pretty much know how a complex engine works, how the universe evolved, the meaning of life, newtons law, (maybe not) Rubik cube (sort of).......... But, to workout how the female mind works, and acts, remains a mystery that man will never work out. :shock:

It's Because You Don't Fully Understand The Rubik Cube.   

The Rubic's cube can be solved with Math.... The female does not want to be solved with something as logical as math... In fact, I suggest that she really does not want the loss of advantage, over the male counter point, of being figured out at all.... Not a point of contention, just telling it like I know it...

This is Kurt's wife....  agree with LillioftheValley... and BAZINGA!!    

[The General]

the secret is:
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a DEEPER voice.

.....Nahhhh....Just tried it in my deepest voice....Told her I was a dickhead....She told me ta shutup!  No words of endearment..Nuthin!

I find lies work best...eg "I`d rather spend some time with you this weekend rather than go to the Aust Superbikes at Queensland Raceway"

Now that made her happy....and you can guess what she came out with next, ay. (Man`s Wisdom of the fairer sex, does come with age!) 

[CanDman]

I've been married for 25yrs now, pretty much know how a complex engine works, how the universe evolved, the meaning of life, newtons law, (maybe not) Rubik cube (sort of).......... But, to workout how the female mind works, and acts, remains a mystery that man will never work out. :shock:

It's Because You Don't Fully Understand The Rubik Cube.  

Sadly...not many of us do understand that thing.... .......it looks like just another box...only more complicated............My ex-wife came to me one time....oh...this was back a ways.....and she dropped the "U" bomb on me......"look here buster....it's either me or that damn bike"!!!!!.....I thought for a second and considered the choices........well within 10 seconds or so.......I said to her....."Honey.....I wouldn't go there.......the bike is far less maintenance and ...frankly....a much better ride".........yes....I ducked.......  ...... I shared this with my brother and he proceeded to tell me a joke.....(I hate jokes).....


This guy is walking along the beach one day and he stumbles upon a bottle buried in the sand....he digs it up and wouldn't you know it...it's a Genie bottle........well he quickly cleans it up and begins rubbing it.........after a minute or so....this foul smelling mist comes out of the top and takes on the shape of a very old Genie.........well the Genie rails on the guy.....saying.." why are you bothering me.......I have been in stasis now for 1500 years....go on leave me alone and let me go back to sleep". Well this guy.......we'll call him Charlie......well Charlie says....."Hey wait a sec........I have read the Genie code book and you have to grant me 3 wishes !!!! " so wake up and lets do this......After realizing this guy is going to rub his bottle until he gets his wishes......decides to offer Charlie a deal...so he says...."I'll make a deal with you.....I will give you one wish .....any wish.....but after that you have to leave me alone...deal" ? Deal........After several minutes of contemplation....he finally tells the Genie what he wants....."OK .....here it is.......I have never been to Hawaii and I can't swim and I can't fly....so I want you to build a freeway across the Pacific ocean so me and all my friends can drive there........." Well the Genie's eyes turn into rage and disbelief........and says " are you out of your mind ...do you have any idea how much labor and materials would be involved....how long it would take to build such a structure.......come on now...lets be realistic here....." Alright"...alright....a bit much I guess............ok.....but this one you have to give me........ " I have been married 3 times....and I have been divorced twice.....and the wife I am with now is never happy !!! I want you to give me the sum of all knowledge where it concerns a woman.... I want to know everything....how they think...how they feel....what makes them happy ...what makes them sad.....their mood swings......the reasons behind their constant complaining..when I am doing it right and when I am doing it wrong..........to become the best lover and husband on the planet....there....that's it......... " Well the Genie stops dead in his tracks...and looks down with great intensity on his face and taking a huge breath....he looks at Charlie with great compassion and regret....and says to him........


     "Will that be 2 lanes or 4 "?      



Canlaughnowman

[jscgdunn]

im looking at buying a sales brochure for mine just for novelty factor, its going to set me back 30 bucks

Be great if the borchure colletion could be scanned to pdf and put in the files section...along with road tests....


Jeff

[ken65]

gday fj11.5,  well my brochure turned up from the netherlands, the 1 you put me onto, and am very happy with it, thanks for the lead, i think postage was only 3 or 4 euro

ken

[fj11.5]

No worries mate, glad to help, better than paying $30 for something bike shops used to giveaway or throw ou