Swore at it.

[Anti-Dive Dave]

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I swore at it.

Well...I did, so that's my answer....

[fj11.5]

   you meany , what did she do to deserve that 

[Yamifj1200]

why?? did it scare you??

Eric M

[Anti-Dive Dave]

CRIKEY!?

You mean, I need a reason to swear at the darn thing?

I wasn't even working or doing anything to it.  Heck - I wasn't even riding it!.  As I have it parked at the rear of the house at the moment, all I did was put some rubbish (trash) into the outside wheeled bin, and I just saw it looking at me from under the cover - all sly like.

It does that y'know....looks at you.  The way it does with it's evil one eye.

So, I called her a ***** ******** and a ***** for all the ***** under the sun.

Just cos she was there.....that's all!

It's ok though - she'll get her own back again soon......I'll be needing to rush out late for a hospital appointment or sumting like that, and she'll refuse to start.  Call it revenge for calling her a ****** for no reason.

Do they have feelings?  I mean....come on....how many of you ACTUALLY talk to the bike when out on a run?

How many say "there y'go...all nice and clean" after washing and waxing her (waxing as in Turtle wax.. NOT the other kind of waxing....perverts....)

How many of you "pat" the tank after a long run and she's done you proud?

Just me then?

Oh...I see....erm....I'll get my coat....

[tmkaos]

Do they have feelings?  I mean....come on....how many of you ACTUALLY talk to the bike when out on a run?

How many say "there y'go...all nice and clean" after washing and waxing her (waxing as in Turtle wax.. NOT the other kind of waxing....perverts....)

How many of you "pat" the tank after a long run and she's done you proud?

Just me then?

No, not just you.. 

I swear to God my FJ goes better when I sweet-talk her.. Just like any women, they appreciate a finely-delivered compliment! 

Happy riding!

James

[fj11.5]

patting the tank ok seat is second nature upon entering her place of residence ( the shed ) or she pays me back twofold next ride   , , she,s not looking at you slyly, she wants a pat , that's all

[Anti-Dive Dave]

Ok then, so looks like I'm not the only one with a problem.

Sometimes, I admit to checking the pressure in the tyres the "old truckers way".  i.e, giving a good kick with the steel toe-caps to "feel" the bounce.

And here's where I own up.....sometimes I have kicked a little too hard (on purpose).  I coulda swore I heard a "ooooh yeah" from the front end?

Aww crap...now this is getting silly.

Whats next? - finish washing the road dirt off with a wet rag and then "flicking" her rear end with it?

Cue cheesy 1970's adult movie music....

Bedtime for me now chaps (and chapesses).  It's UK O' Clock over here, so you guys in Amereeka are just having your evening, and the Aussies and Tazers are just getting up.  We is stuck between the two of you, so it's dark here and I have "bedtime reading" to thumb through.

It's a dirty book with well thumbed pages and plenty stains here and there.  Yes, you guessed it....my Haynes manual.

Better than any Playboy!

[WhiteBeard]

It's a dirty book with well thumbed pages and plenty stains here and there.  Yes, you guessed it....my Haynes manual.

Made my day!

[Dazza57]

How could anyone add to that

I have to admit to being slightly talkative to my Effie as well, and I have been known to swear at her (usually when dickhead forgets the reassembling order for something that has been pulled apart)

and I definitely believe she appreciates a good polish as do many things in life   

[yamaha fj rider]

Anti-Dive Dave
A.D.D. hay that fits.     

Kurt