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Started by Derek Young, February 12, 2009, 02:42:55 AM

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racerman_27410

Quote from: Klavdy on February 16, 2009, 04:03:10 AM


      Frank would love a B.C Bud,Derek can become Franks BESTEST B.C BUD!! 


                                                                                                                               


i dont understand K-man........... but then again i dont understand a lot of what you say either so i guess you get a par.


KOokaloo!

Frank

the fan

Quote from: Ned on February 15, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Now leave Klavdy alone - he's only doing his bit to raise the level in the international gene pool. When I become the President of New Zealand I will decree that all those with IQs under 100 will undergo compulsory sterilisation before they effect the breeding programme and they will be sent to Australia thereby raising the average IQ on both sides of the Tasman. All those of us with IQs in excess of 160 will be allowed to breed freely thus maintaining the stated rule that clever people should have more fun.

Ned

So what you are saying is that you want NZ's population to consist of Yourself as President, Klavdy, and a few American tourists? WOW, just WOW.

gradice

Quote from: Ned on February 15, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Now leave Klavdy alone - he's only doing his bit to raise the level in the international gene pool. When I become the President of New Zealand I will decree that all those with IQs under 100 will undergo compulsory sterilisation before they effect the breeding programme and they will be sent to Australia thereby raising the average IQ on both sides of the Tasman. All those of us with IQs in excess of 160 will be allowed to breed freely thus maintaining the stated rule that clever people should have more fun.

Ned

Message to the People of Nuw Zealund, Bugger off, we're FULL!!!!....Bust Wushes, Kuvin!!!!
Graham in OZ...
92 FJ1200 ABS.

karstenp

Hey Derek,

Welcome aboard from a fellow Canuck.

Perry
92 FJ1200 - Ontario, Canada
07 FJR
IBA #411

Davetammy

Quote from: Ned on February 15, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Now leave Klavdy alone - he's only doing his bit to raise the level in the international gene pool. When I become the President of New Zealand I will decree that all those with IQs under 100 will undergo compulsory sterilisation before they effect the breeding programme and they will be sent to Australia thereby raising the average IQ on both sides of the Tasman. All those of us with IQs in excess of 160 will be allowed to breed freely thus maintaining the stated rule that clever people should have more fun.

Ned

Sitting on a train,travelling through the swiss alps are a Kiwi bloke,an Aussie bloke,a young blonde sheila,and a little old swiss lady.The train goes into a tunnel,and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from the tunnel,the Kiwi has a red hand print on his cheek.No one speaks.The old lady think's"That Kiwi must have groped the blonde girl in the dark,and she slapped his cheek."The blonde thinks"That Kiwi must've tried to grope me in the dark,but missed and groped the old lady,and she slapped his cheek."The Kiwi thinks"That Aussie must've groped the blonde in the dark.She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."The Aussie thinks"I can't wait for this train to go into another tunnel,so I can smack that Kiwi again."Dave:)HAHAHA!!!!
FJ1200/92 Hayabusa1300/2007

gradice

Quote from: Davetammy on February 18, 2009, 09:58:15 AM
Quote from: Ned on February 15, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Now leave Klavdy alone - he's only doing his bit to raise the level in the international gene pool. When I become the President of New Zealand I will decree that all those with IQs under 100 will undergo compulsory sterilisation before they effect the breeding programme and they will be sent to Australia thereby raising the average IQ on both sides of the Tasman. All those of us with IQs in excess of 160 will be allowed to breed freely thus maintaining the stated rule that clever people should have more fun.

Ned

Sitting on a train,travelling through the swiss alps are a Kiwi bloke,an Aussie bloke,a young blonde sheila,and a little old swiss lady.The train goes into a tunnel,and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from the tunnel,the Kiwi has a red hand print on his cheek.No one speaks.The old lady think's"That Kiwi must have groped the blonde girl in the dark,and she slapped his cheek."The blonde thinks"That Kiwi must've tried to grope me in the dark,but missed and groped the old lady,and she slapped his cheek."The Kiwi thinks"That Aussie must've groped the blonde in the dark.She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."The Aussie thinks"I can't wait for this train to go into another tunnel,so I can smack that Kiwi again."Dave:)HAHAHA!!!!

Now that's not very nice Dave... Funny as, but not very nice!!!! ;D
Graham in OZ...
92 FJ1200 ABS.