Aussie Assault

[baldy3853]

I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers
seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do  
was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.
Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date  
Baldy
Hmmm.

Baldy, looking forward to meeting you, having an Aussi wife and all, I can appreciate the sense of humor. Keep the verbal abuse at full volume....

Will be a great pleasure I'm not as nutty as the K man but I do love a good shyte stir

[Arnie]

Rut roh.. There goes our country...   

Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!

While I take umbrage at the term (Seppo), I've met Baldy.  He's ok unless you're discussing 1% 'ers, and colors.  And that baby Ninja isn't going to disappear up his bum either.  Unlike an FJ or FJR, he'll have to paddle it constantly to get adequate performance though.

Arnie

[Klavdy]

Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..

[Klavdy]

you are such a tool @ times Klav   but i do like you

[baldy3853]

you are such a tool @ times Klav   but i do like you

ROTFPMSFL

[1tinindian]

Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..

"Jaffa"   
A male who can't produce sperm, Jaffa being derived from the title of a fruit company whose Oranges are seedless.
(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

"Patrick can't have children, I hear he's a jaffa ."

[Klavdy]

Baldy is no "Jaffa*"
Here he is, doing a mono,,,












* Jaffas are a favourite Aussie lolly, (candy to the Seppos)

[FJmonkey]

Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..

I will reimburse you with beer and meal tabs at the rally, or cash.....

[Klavdy]

Australia is pretty big, we're used to riding a long way to get anywhere.

[Klavdy]

Look, it's Baldy, making a cunt of himself again,,,

[baldy3853]

Look, it's Baldy, making a cunt of himself again,,,

Klav U tool   if I looked this ugly I'd be in a cage

[baldy3853]

  Ok folks tickets booked fly into the US on the 20th spend 6 days in NY then back to the West coast on the 26th of May and am there till the 19th of June unless I have to leave early because of any indiscressions performed by KLAVDY lets get ready to rock and roll woo hoo 
baldy

[baldy3853]

   :biggrin:6 weeks to go