Aussie Assault

[baldy3853]

Yes folks thats right this year there will be 2 of us crazy barstards to deal with    Klav is the sane 1 doesn't drink or smoke, me I do it all just to make up for his short commings,
Have planned to do both the WCR and Colorado sojurns then onto the east coast for a day or 2 and across to the Old Dart to watch the British GP( Hoping to catch up with the Hansom Pom) home via Europe and Japan ( the last stop ova is @ Klavs insistence some thing to do with corn???
Lord Baldy

[pdxfj]

Rut roh.. There goes our country...   

Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!

[baldy3853]

UMMMM @ this stage yes  some may hope not too 

[FJmonkey]

Rut roh.. There goes our country...   

Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!

You still have the small amount of Thermite unused from the 2011 FJR. Clever placement can maximize the effect........

[baldy3853]

Rut roh.. There goes our country...   

Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!

You still have the small amount of Thermite unused from the 2011 FJR. Clever placement can maximize the effect........

mmmmmmm a man in leather might be a good place to start 

[The General]

Yes folks thats right this year there will be 2 of us crazy barstards to deal with    Klav is the sane 1 doesn't drink or smoke, me I do it all just to make up for his short commings,
Have planned to do both the WCR and Colorado sojurns then onto the east coast for a day or 2 and across to the Old Dart to watch the British GP( Hoping to catch up with the Hansom Pom) home via Europe and Japan ( the last stop ova is @ Klavs insistence some thing to do with corn???
Lord Baldy

Hey mate, that`s great news. Have ya got somewhere ta leave ya FJR while ya playin Cowboys & Indians? – i`ll help keep ya battery charged etc while ya away.  ...........uuuhhmmmmmmm .... Do they have a quarantine department in the US of A? ....how do I spell tuhrist ....oh yeah....t e r r o r......
Let me know departure dates, I`m sure we can arrange a sendoff or something.
Maybe Darran could entrust ya with "The Ashes" –---- of course if ya loose `em or get stuck over there, some yank would have ta return`em to Bellingen 16/3/2013 –just make sure Obama doesn`t snavel`em –- we don`t want `im here either.

[Klavdy]

Baldy, have you thought of what you are going to do for riding gear?
Like, you don't want to lug helmets,gloves, boots etc all over the world,places like "EAGLE RIDER" will rent you all the gear you'd need or no doubt our listers could cobble together something that would fit your great girth, coz you know, they're mostly Seppos and mainly fat bastarards too.
The bike is another thing, the rent is around $1200- $1500 for twelve days.
Hmmm.

[Klavdy]

Mind you, if you ask Bean nicely, he may lend you his Ninja!
You'd rock a Kawasaki.

[pdxfj]

Baldy on a Ninja 250?  Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...

I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin.  He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..

[baldy3853]

Baldy, have you thought of what you are going to do for riding gear?
doubt our listers could cobble together something that would fit your great girth, coz you know, they're mostly Seppos and mainly fat bastarards too.

I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers

seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do  

was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.

Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date  
Baldy
Hmmm.

[Dan Filetti]

Baldy on a Ninja 250?  Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...

I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin.  He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..

Don't knock the wee Ninja 'till you've tried one.  They do most things better than you might expect. 100+ mph highway blasts -excepted.

I did 90+ for hundreds of miles on one, one afternoon.

They are not incapable.

Dan

[Marsh White]

Baldy on a Ninja 250?  Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...

I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin.  He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..

Don't knock the wee Ninja 'till you've tried one. Dan

Dan, he has one.  His point was that Baldy is a VERY big guy - not a very good power to weight/size ratio.  Brian is also a big guy - so the joke was that the bike disappeared underneath him.

[Klavdy]

We could all put in and get this,,,

[FJmonkey]

I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers
seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do  
was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.
Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date  
Baldy
Hmmm.

Baldy, looking forward to meeting you, having an Aussi wife and all, I can appreciate the sense of humor. Keep the verbal abuse at full volume....

[baldy3853]

We could all put in and get this,,,

you are such a tool @ times Klav   but i do like you