2012 West Coast Rally Discussion

axiom-r · May 23, 2012, 11:56:21 AM

LOL- Awesome!! So which of you is sending the airline tickets!? If I knew I could do this well just by paying attention I would have started a long time ago!!

Cheers mates!

Oi!

Pat Conlon · May 23, 2012, 12:00:56 PM

No, no, no Tim....You misunderstood. We don't (necessarily) want you at our WCR *but* we do want your bitchen bike.

We can arrange shipping.....

axiom-r · May 23, 2012, 12:07:09 PM

Haaaa No way Pat. You have to come and get it!!!

eddohawk · May 23, 2012, 02:58:51 PM

Quote from: axiom-r on May 22, 2012, 10:08:48 AM
Best I can tell.... Septic Tank.... rhymes with Yank (short for Yankee) Ergo hoctor proctor doctor, Americans = Seppos.....

Did I get it right? Do I win a trip to Byron Bay during Blues Festival??

Congrats ! You'll love the Byron Blues Festival. I get depressed every time I think about it. While you there dont forget to walk up to Cape Byron to watch the sunrise. You,ll need to take with you a chair, 2 slabs and a broom.

The General · May 23, 2012, 08:37:10 PM

Quote from: axiom-r on May 23, 2012, 11:56:21 AM
Oi! So which of you is sending the airline tickets!? If I knew I could do this well just by paying attention I would have started a long time ago!!

Plane Ticket??? Ummmm, You want overseas transport as well??? (Talk about lookin a gift `orse in tha mouth!!!).... I was still workin on "a derogatory nicker for knuckers"!! ..... so now I gotta digress and hold ya hand some more!!. (lucky we got 9 months to go.)
Well I doo have a mate on the Brissie Wharf that`ll get ya out of a container if ya wanna go real cheap, (I don`t see any pooncey flower colours on ya bike or leathers so I know ya not a woos).

But if ya stretched for time, we could convene an extraordinary meeting of the Australian FJ Global Rally Committee, and table a proposal for tha prize to be intrayank transferable. (Knuckers need not apply)
But then again, if you`ve ever watched "State of Origin" ya know we never give up – until tha whistle blows. Ummmm... Okay, Okay – can you (or ya mates) get me tha best price for a plane ticket from California to Brissie? What`s tha cheapest seat? – (meanwhile I`ll see if we can get a chook raffle goin at strops pub)

Klavdy · May 23, 2012, 10:02:08 PM

Dunno what shit those illiterate and incoherent smiley pasting fools are dribbling on about, free plane tickets and trips to Byron Bay?
Never going to happen.
Buy one, they are only about CAD $1300 round trip from Vancouver to Brisbane.
You'll get a warm welcome, a bike to ride and a place to stay.
Australians and Canadians get on famously.
Always have.
They are known as Canadians or Canucks here, occasionally you might hear a "North American Kiwi" (North America being the continent north of the Columbia/Panama border)but that's pretty rare and generally reserved for the individual who's a bit of a dick.

Mr Bean & Marsh have both been to visit, we had fun.

The General · May 24, 2012, 02:59:06 AM

Quote from: Klavdy on May 23, 2012, 10:02:08 PM
Buy one, they are only about CAD $1300 round trip from Vancouver to Brisbane.
You'll get a warm welcome, a bike to ride and a place to stay.
Australians and Canadians get on famously.
Always have.

Mr Bean & Marsh have both been to visit, we had fun.

`bout time ya put ya head up. Nahhh we already got the canuck comin, and we don`t care if a yank never goes home, so sounds like it`s only around half of what ya suggesting.. Ummm, now divide that by 36 weeks equals about 1 chook raffle a month --- i think we can do it. Now it`s upta Baldy to make a favourable impression. (Now maybe that - aint never going to happen)

baldy3853 · May 24, 2012, 05:37:30 PM

Quote from: The General on May 24, 2012, 02:59:06 AM
Quote from: Klavdy on May 23, 2012, 10:02:08 PM
Buy one, they are only about CAD $1300 round trip from Vancouver to Brisbane.
You'll get a warm welcome, a bike to ride and a place to stay.
Australians and Canadians get on famously.
Always have.

Mr Bean & Marsh have both been to visit, we had fun.

`bout time ya put ya head up. Nahhh we already got the canuck comin, and we don`t care if a yank never goes home, so sounds like it`s only around half of what ya suggesting.. Ummm, now divide that by 36 weeks equals about 1 chook raffle a month --- i think we can do it. Now it`s upta Baldy to make a favourable impression. (Now maybe that - aint never going to happen)

Puk me General pump a guy up then blow him away favorable impression I don't have much to do if their using Klavdy as an upstanding member of the biking community and the mother puker doesn't even own an FJ!!

I'll be on my best behaviour I promise honestly I promise I will (NOT)

WTF is this with Byron Bay we're going no where near the overpriced pile of junk!!

axiom-r · May 24, 2012, 06:31:10 PM

Man.... I sure had a good time at that Blues Festival in 2007... Didn't stay long after that so I can't comment on it being overpriced... I don't think I have to worry about it though because it looks like my prize trip is all expenses paid! I will take the sea container out of Vancouver and arrive within 23 days!!! From there on a loaner bike that Pat has graciously offered to ship!

There! I think that goes a long ways toward fitting in with the rest of the inconsistencies above!! If I am lucky I will save enough money to buy some fresh leathers complete with "pooncey flower colours"

"cheese&kisses and the billy lids" = Wife and kids? (trying for a second victory!)

CanDman · May 24, 2012, 09:17:33 PM

Quote from: Klavdy on May 23, 2012, 10:02:08 PM
Australians and Canadians get on famously.
Always have

without sounding toooo mushy......I must say......you sent me to work a bit misty this morning......but it was a happy mist.......and I felt like the grinch when he picked up his sled ..........then I slew that Goliath of a roof I was building.......and stood on its shoulders when I was done. Please don't stress on my account......I don't need to win a contest or ask for a hand out.....my ticket is a first class round trip ticket and is already paid for and when I see you I will be bearing gifts ........there is a good reason why we have always gotten along.......
both part of the commonwealth........approximately the same population.......still have the queens head on some currency.....the dollar is very simalar.......and well..........our flags look like good good friends........

Australian Flag

Ontario Flag

can't wait !!!! cheers Klav

Klavdy · May 25, 2012, 03:29:11 AM

Good, remember when you get here,

You come hang out with me, I'll take you to the wild places,we'll ride fast and run from cops, break laws and not get caught.

baldy3853 · May 25, 2012, 07:40:59 AM

Rotflmao Klavdy ride fast I suppose when
Can ride past a snail that's fast but it's about all
u can ride past u cripple

oz.fj · May 25, 2012, 05:11:21 PM

"cheese&kisses and the billy lids" = Wife and kids? (trying for a second victory!)
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You keep this up and you'll get ya self a container upgrade

Darran

The General · May 25, 2012, 05:23:13 PM

Klavdy · May 25, 2012, 08:07:09 PM

Quote from: baldy3853 on May 25, 2012, 07:40:59 AM
Rotflmao Klavdy ride fast I suppose when
Can ride past a snail that's fast but it's about all
u can ride past u cripple

F.F.S.
Not only are you near illiterate,you also are in the Ulysses Club.
A cabal of slow old fools if ever there was.
As just one example of you being a fat,tired, slow old fart,remember that time you were riding down to Phillip Island and I rode with you to just past Ballina?
Yes, that time where you held up the traffic on HWY 1 because you were plonking along doing 45 KMH in the 100 zone?
Remember you had about 200 cars and trucks stuck behind your slow, sorry arse?
When we finally stopped and I asked just why the hell you were riding so slow for, you said "Was I?"

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