Volume 1 now available

[rktmanfj]

And you thought it wouldn't be published within your lifetime!


With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

[Lotsokids]

How many volumes are in the set? 

[Steve_in_Florida]

With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

With all the changes, it's released monthly!

[1tinindian]

With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

With all the changes, it's released monthly!

Well, at least every 3 weeks!

[Mark Olson]

you are killing me with that.

[simi_ed]

That's the abridged version ...

[andyb]

Jeez, it's not like I read the instructions with anything else I own....

[Dan Filetti]

Jeez, it's not like I read the instructions with anything else I own....

And therein lies the problem -no?

Dan

[FJTillDeath]

I'd hate to see how big the volume for "when shes in that time of the month" would be

Personally I dont trust something that bleeds for 5-7 days and doesnt die

[andyb]

And therein lies the problem -no?

Dude, you must be single.  It's like the manual for the car... if you leave the drainplug out after an oil change, it tells you about it right away.

If I do something wrong with my wife, she tells me.  Right away. 

[terryk]

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize,
serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate,
stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify,
protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to,
forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate,
entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige,
fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore,
defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz,
rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,
embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg,
plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,
crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of,
promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize,
murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld,
serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle,
hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care
if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,
humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet,
slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead,
fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze,
flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship . . .
and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:
Show up naked.

[Dan Filetti]

Dude, you must be single.  

Uh, Andy, you simply could not be farther from the reality....

I meant, that even if something like this were to exist, most of US would not bother to read it anyway, and there would therefore be strife between the two sexes anyway.

Jokes are not as funny if you need to explain them.

Dan

[FJmonkey]

And therein lies the problem -no?

Dude, you must be single.  It's like the manual for the car... if you leave the drainplug out after an oil change, it tells you about it right away.

If I do something wrong with my wife, she tells me.  Right away. 

Dude, you are lucky, my wife saves it all up and then turns it into an Armageddon. Angels and demons flee to avoid her, I have to take time to get my gear on and warm up the the old 86' before I can fly. If I were rich, I would hire a crew to keep the FJ warm and ready for scramble at Defcon 1. Might look funny with my leathers on all weekend and after work but it might be worth it...

[Lotsokids]

A comedian said his wife was going through menopause. He warned his son and said, "Son, Mom is going through some changes, so beware... she might laugh, then cry, then try to stab you in the hand with a fork."