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Started by Klavdy, May 23, 2010, 09:49:59 PM

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Klavdy

May 23, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
And you know what that means?
TORMENT FLUFFY TIME!!
YAY!!!



I'm so gunna get him, and get him baaaaad,,,

Big Spider Attacks Daddy
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Klavdy

#1
May 23, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
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Marsh White

#2
May 23, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something!  If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!

Don't give a shit about your FJ you say?  Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...

andyoutandabout

#3
May 23, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
Urban myths to strike fear into the hearts of spider haters -
1) you swallow on average 3 spiders a year in your sleep
2) you are rarely more than 10 feet away from a spider unless your in the polar regions.

Hey spiders are our friends - I think they eat mosquitos - now that's very useful - I hate mosquitos more than almost anything.
life without a bike is just life

Marsh White

#4
May 24, 2010, 12:11:13 AM
Quote from: andyoutandabout on May 23, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
Urban myths to strike fear into the hearts of spider haters -
1) you swallow on average 3 spiders a year in your sleep

Yes - Urban Legend that is (in my best Yoda voice):

https://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html

http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm

Klavdy

#5
May 24, 2010, 03:41:47 AM
"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM

i is a professional website designer, I've built over 100's of sites
And yea I actually get paid for it. about 150 and hour.

Mark Olson

#6
May 24, 2010, 01:05:21 PM
hey there rally goers , I have a front wheel from a 90 fj up for grabs to whoever buys me breakfast at the rally.

I'm thinkin dennys in fort brag.
Mark O.
86 fj1200
sac ca.

                           " Get off your ass and Ride"

Pat Conlon

#7
May 24, 2010, 04:36:32 PM
Yea, all spiders are your friends.... *Horse Shit*

How about the Brown Recluse Spider?  How bad could he be?


Spider bite day 3, no big deal:


Spider bite day 5, looks like it hurts:


Spider bite day 6, now, things are looking interesting:


Spider bite day 9, now, starting to worry...


Spider bite day 10....Time for a new thumb:



Marsh, I'll bring a bag full of spiders and we will put 'em in Klavdy's sleeping bag...
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2) Don't store your FJ with E10 fuel https://tinyurl.com/3cjrfct5
3) Replace your old stock rubber brake lines.
4) Important items for the '84-87 FJ's:
Safety wire: https://tinyurl.com/99zp8ufh
Fuel line: https://tinyurl.com/bdff9bf3

Klavdy

#8
May 24, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Pat you thick Paddy, I never said they were your friends.

Still bring spiders but.
"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
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Pat Conlon

#9
May 24, 2010, 06:38:47 PM
I didn't say you did....especially the 'lil fuckers you got down there......

Quote from: Klavdy on May 24, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Pat you thick Paddy, I never said they were your friends.
1) Free Owners Manual download: https://tinyurl.com/fmsz7hk9
2) Don't store your FJ with E10 fuel https://tinyurl.com/3cjrfct5
3) Replace your old stock rubber brake lines.
4) Important items for the '84-87 FJ's:
Safety wire: https://tinyurl.com/99zp8ufh
Fuel line: https://tinyurl.com/bdff9bf3

mst3kguy

#10
May 24, 2010, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Marsh White on May 23, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something!  If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!

Don't give a shit about your FJ you say?  Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...

marsh,

you could always steal his passport/papers when he's not looking, replace them with something identifying him from, oh, columbia or somewhere else south of the border, then take a nice ride down to arizona...  ( :
dean
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Klavdy

#11
May 25, 2010, 02:50:48 AM
Quote from: mst3kguy on May 24, 2010, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Marsh White on May 23, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something!  If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!

Don't give a shit about your FJ you say?  Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...

marsh,

you could always steal his passport/papers when he's not looking, replace them with something identifying him from, oh, columbia or somewhere else south of the border, then take a nice ride down to arizona...  ( :


Geography are hard.
I already am from south of the border.
"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM

i is a professional website designer, I've built over 100's of sites
And yea I actually get paid for it. about 150 and hour.

Klavdy

#12
May 26, 2010, 06:31:22 AM
"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM

i is a professional website designer, I've built over 100's of sites
And yea I actually get paid for it. about 150 and hour.

Ned

#13
May 26, 2010, 10:55:20 PM
Well only a Northern Hemisphere "dick" would do this ... http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/292056 ... lucky he didn't have to have it amputated.

Ned
Ned - Kiwis can fly ... on an FJ

junkyardroad

#14
May 28, 2010, 10:46:43 PM
Quotehis penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was up and his heart racing


Now that is a handy little bug.  And you Kiwis get those for free on the beach?
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