Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?

[Seanable]

...because they taste funny! 

[red]

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Do you know why cannibals do not eat divorced women?

They're bitter.       
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[Bill_Rockoff]

One cannibal says to the other, "Man, I just HATE my mother-in-law."

The other one says, "So just eat the noodles."

- my nana, like 40 years ago

[carey]

From the 3rd or 4th grade;

Little girl: Mommy, I hate my brothers guts.   

Mommy: Shut up and eat what I put on your plate.

[Seanable]

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Do you know why cannibals do not eat divorced women?

They're bitter.       
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Oh that's awesome.   

[Capn Ron]

Two cannibals are having lunch in the jungle.  One says to the other, "Gee, your wife makes great soup!"  "Yeah, I know...but I'll miss her." 

[krusty]

Two cannibals were having a really great dinner and having a fun time.
One cannibal says "I'm having a ball!'
The other cannibal replies "Save the other one for me!"