The KOA Fucking SUCKS

Klavdy · April 24, 2010, 10:14:53 AM

And we're a bunch of dumb fucks for not getting our shit together and renting something like this.

Mark Olson · April 24, 2010, 10:41:19 AM

Hey Klavdy,

you are on to sumthin here. we could have rented for a whole week and it would have been around 220. per person at ten people. 140.00 for a 3 day stay.

the koa kabin is 225.00 for three days.

I didn't see a bonfire pit though.

Klavdy · April 24, 2010, 11:02:46 AM

Its not too late to book it, look at the calendar, its available when the Rally is on,,,

Marsh White · April 24, 2010, 11:46:24 AM

Nah - I don't agree. I ENJOY getting out "camping" (even if it is in a Kabin at night) for the Rallies. I enjoy the fire smoke and the atmosphere. Actually - the Willits KOA is BY FAR the best KOA we have had for atmosphere for the West Coast Rallies IMHO. Also - apparently last year they built a lot more fun shit there as well.

I am at home all the time - why would I want to be at a "home" while on my rally vacation?

Plus - good luck getting a place like that to rent to a group of motorcyclists. I have a distinct feeling we would lose our deposit. I don't think anyplace with the words "Wildlife Preserve" in the title would be very happy with us...

mst3kguy · April 24, 2010, 01:51:22 PM

if your koa sucks for the spring fall rally, you might want to try this place for your next spring rally.

http://tinyurl.com/3ytnrol

you're welcome.

Klavdy · April 24, 2010, 07:38:39 PM

Dude, you're mental.
What's not to like?
388 Acres of tangled woods to play Murder in The Dark in?
Fire Pits, a garage, a hot tub for you Homos?
You could sleep in that woodshed.

We'd tell them we're Christians.
A Bible Bashing Buncha BIKERS!

If they still wouldn't rent to us, we'd sue them for discrimination.

And burn their house down.

Quote from: Marsh White begin_of_the_skype_highlighting end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting end_of_the_skype_highlighting on April 24, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Nah - I don't agree. I ENJOY getting out "camping" (even if it is in a Kabin at night) for the Rallies. I enjoy the fire smoke and the atmosphere. Actually - the Willits KOA is BY FAR the best KOA we have had for atmosphere for the West Coast Rallies IMHO. Also - apparently last year they built a lot more fun shit there as well.

I am at home all the time - why would I want to be at a "home" while on my rally vacation?

Plus - good luck getting a place like that to rent to a group of motorcyclists. I have a distinct feeling we would lose our deposit. I don't think anyplace with the words "Wildlife Preserve" in the title would be very happy with us...

pdxfj · April 24, 2010, 07:49:19 PM

I'm impressed Klavdy.. You're really picking up on the American way of life... Someone looks at you funny, just sue them! Someone offended you by farting in your general direction, just sue them!

Although saying you were a Christian wouldn't get you anything... But if you tell them you're a Muslim they'd bend over backwards to help!

Now all we have to do is get rid of that accent of yours and you'd fit right in.

Quote from: Klavdy on April 24, 2010, 07:38:39 PM
We'd tell them we're Christians.

If they still wouldn't rent to us, we'd sue them for discrimination.

Zari · June 22, 2010, 01:26:17 AM

Quote from: Klavdy on April 24, 2010, 07:38:39 PM
Dude, you're mental.
What's not to like?
388 Acres of tangled woods to play Murder in The Dark in?
Fire Pits, a garage, a hot tub for you Homos?
You could sleep in that woodshed.

We'd tell them we're Christians.
A Bible Bashing Buncha BIKERS!

If they still wouldn't rent to us, we'd sue them for discrimination.

Hahaha, You're a friggin riot Klavdy!!!! After talking about the 16 bedroom rental house during the rally, I had to track down this post. Shit, I like a homo hot tube the the rest of em! hahaha, haha. Come on Marsh, got to consider it

And burn their house down.

Quote from: Marsh White begin_of_the_skype_highlighting end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting end_of_the_skype_highlighting on April 24, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Nah - I don't agree. I ENJOY getting out "camping" (even if it is in a Kabin at night) for the Rallies. I enjoy the fire smoke and the atmosphere. Actually - the Willits KOA is BY FAR the best KOA we have had for atmosphere for the West Coast Rallies IMHO. Also - apparently last year they built a lot more fun shit there as well.

I am at home all the time - why would I want to be at a "home" while on my rally vacation?

Plus - good luck getting a place like that to rent to a group of motorcyclists. I have a distinct feeling we would lose our deposit. I don't think anyplace with the words "Wildlife Preserve" in the title would be very happy with us...

Zari · June 22, 2010, 01:27:47 AM

I screwed that last post... Funny shit!

RumBoy · July 14, 2010, 05:39:08 PM

Marsh. You can still camp if you like, sounds like. Plenty of grounds there to pitch a tent in the wilds.

Quote from: Marsh White on April 24, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Nah - I don't agree. I ENJOY getting out "camping" (even if it is in a Kabin at night) for the Rallies. I enjoy the fire smoke and the atmosphere. Actually - the Willits KOA is BY FAR the best KOA we have had for atmosphere for the West Coast Rallies IMHO. Also - apparently last year they built a lot more fun shit there as well.

I am at home all the time - why would I want to be at a "home" while on my rally vacation?

Plus - good luck getting a place like that to rent to a group of motorcyclists. I have a distinct feeling we would lose our deposit. I don't think anyplace with the words "Wildlife Preserve" in the title would be very happy with us...

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