News:

           Enjoy your FJ


Main Menu

The difference between airplanes and women

Started by TexasDave, March 08, 2018, 03:11:48 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

TexasDave



– Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
– Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
– Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".
– Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
– Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
– Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
– Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
– Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
– Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
– Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
– Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
– Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
– Airplanes expect to be tied down.
– Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
– Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.


A pistol is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one you will never need one again.

ribbert

That's very funny Dave. My son is a pilot, that must be one of the few he's never forwarded to me, love it.

Noel
"Tell a wise man something he doesn't know and he'll thank you, tell a fool something he doesn't know and he'll abuse you"

aviationfred

Having been in the aviation industry basically since I can remember. There is a lot of truth there..... :rofl2:



Fred
I'm not the fastest FJ rider, I am 'half-fast', the fastest slow guy....

Current
2008 VFR800 RC46 Vtec
1996 VFR750 RC36/2
1990 FJ1300 (1297cc) Casper
1990 VFR750 RC36/1 Minnie
1989 FJ1200 Lazarus, the Streetfighter Project
1985 VF500F RC31 Interceptor

Troyskie

1984 FJ1100 Ms Effie brand new :)
1984 FJ1100 Pearlie, stock as.
1985 FJ1100 Mr Effie 647,000K and still running hard.
1985 FJ1200 'Yummy' takes a licking & keeps on ticking
2013 Trumpy Tiger 800, let's do another lap of Oz

After all is said and done, more is said than done :)

airheadPete

'92 FJ1200.    '84 R100CS
'78 GS750E.   '81 R100RS
'76 R90/6       '89 R100GS
'65 R60/2