Something in my door

[PaulG]

Opening the door on my way to work tonight at 6pm, I nearly tripped over a box. The delivery guy was super quiet as my dogs didn't even notice. So much for my burglar alarms.

Unfortunately I had no time to open it and I will be too busy at work to check it out. Now I'll have to wait until Saturday  morning!  .  I'll only say for now it came from Western Canada in a bankers box and weighs about +/-10 lbs.

Could it be from an FJ member? Or is it a mistaken delivery of bundles of cash from a cartel who are now feverishly tracking it down...?

So let's play a game of "What's In The Box?"

I already know it's not Gwyneth Paltrow's head. Cuz it don't smell and it ain't bleeding.

First correct answer gets.... my unbounded admiration which is redeemable at any time.    

[PaulG]

OH CRAP! The wife just got home from work and tells me what it is.

It's just a box full of junk food from overseas from one of her old friends. She had them adress it to me cuz I'm usually home during the day - but usually sleeping- and she forgot to tell me she was waiting for it. What a bummer man! 

Now I wish it was a box of cash mistakenly sent by a cartel!

[Charlie-brm]

Paul, you need some kind of intervention, my friend.             What kind? I don't know.

February will be over soon. Hang in there.

Charlie

[jscgdunn]

Paul, you need some RPM therapy.  Just go for something safety related....like Renntec crash bars, or a GPS.  She'll be ok with that

[PaulG]

Stop it! I'm starting to get the shakes!   

[Sparky84]

What's your address ,
I'll send something with Airmail stickers on it!