mens laws

[Bill_Rockoff]

ok is this a bike forum or what? if i wanted to look at cages id join a cage page

{searches original post for mention of motorcycles}

{searches a second time}

{searches email titled "Man Laws" forwarded to me in 2007}

{scratches head}

I dunno, i guess it's a "forwarded emails from several years ago" forum.  Be sure to email this to everyone you know - Bill Gates wants your help to develop MicroSoft's email tracking software, and he'll pay you five cents for every person you send this to.  

[the fan]

Blah blah blah.

Here's a sexy six-pack.



With another one right behind it.

cool model car....

[Kopfjaeger]

its all gotten a bit serious hey..... o well. just trying to make people laff... never mind... slinks back to corner and reads back issues of classic racer..... love the mv augusta... agostini for god!!!!!

[Bill_Rockoff]

It's all good.  *I* laughed. 

I just thought everyone else here might get another laugh out of the Man Laws revisions for men who like things with engines. 

Keep 'em coming.

[RichBaker]

Blah blah blah.

Here's a sexy six-pack.



With another one right behind it.

Nope, it's a 12-pack.....

[Cloudninefj84]

isn't the best kind of six pack a twelve pack

[Harvy]

Here's some more MAN RULES.

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down   
 
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side


  Now here are the rules from the male side.   

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!


1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched....
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as RUGBY LEAGUE or HOLDEN BEATING FORD.


1. You have enough clothes.

1.. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this..
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Harvy

[Kopfjaeger]

nice one harvey:D very good ahd me giggling all the way through..( its 1 am)