Irish Girls

[The General]

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on
reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the
doctor.


"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem" said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra."

"What is Irish Viagra?" she asked.

"It's Viagra dissolved in a cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me
know how it goes" he said. She called the doctor the next day. "How did it
go?" he asked. "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was horrid.
Just terrible, I tell ya!! I'm beside meself!"

"Really? What in the world happened?"

"Well, I did as you advised. The Viagra in his coffee took effect almost
immediately. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle In
his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely. With one swoop of his arm he
sent the cups and saucers flying across the room, then he ripped me clothes
to tatters and passionately took me then and there on top of the table.
Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"

"Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but sure as I'm
sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face at The Coffee Club again."

[big r]