The cure

[Arnie]

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy:  "Man you look tired."

His buddy says:  ​"Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
​She's after me 3 and 4 times a day.​  She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go
to work, when I come home she's tearing my shirt of as I come through the door.
She's got her hands down my pants after dinner.  She even joins me in the shower
almost every night.  I just don't know what to do."

A fellow in his 70's  sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit !!"
 

[FJmonkey]

He might be on to something...

[Capn Ron]

On a similar note...true story...

A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives.  Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!"   

[TexasDave]

Good one. Very funny.  Dave

[CatTomb]

On a similar note...true story...

A few years ago, I was listening to AM radio and the hosts were talking about a polygamist in Utah who was recently in the news who had five wives.  Without skipping a beat, the sidekick host said in a rather frustrated voice, "That's NOT fair...that bastard is getting laid FIFTEEN times a year!"   

Bwahahaha!