help me... i dont know what to do...

[mikedastonfj1100]

"2 weeks is entirely too long. You are at a high risk of sepsis. DO NOT fuck around with this condition.
P.C." 

+1

quit trying to scare me with that sepsis crap... My immune system is through the roof... I have not been ill in years... Probly since 3rd grade or so... Had chicken pox then.... I'm 26 yrs old now.... This just happened to be a first for me

[JPaganel]

quit trying to scare me with that sepsis crap... My immune system is through the roof... I have not been ill in years... Probly since 3rd grade or so... Had chicken pox then.... I'm 26 yrs old now.... This just happened to be a first for me

Under some conditions an extremely active immune system can be a detriment.

And you should be scared. Seriously, 2 weeks of your body not functioning properly is way too long, unless you are a soldier on deployment living on MRE's.

[movenon]

If that balloon of shit pops or leeks into your system (and it will eventually go somewhere) you will have real problems.. You immune system might help then but it will not fix it.  
George

[CatTomb]

I use Epsom Salt. I put a tablespoon in a large glass of water and magically a couple hours later I launch a shit ship. Works every time and doesn't leave me feeling depleted. 


The Epsom salt idea is from personal experience. It works good. You will KNOW when it is time to go and it will clean you out COMPLETELY, like dumping dirt out of a bucket.


fwiw ... if you ask a bunch of guys on a motorcycle forum for medical advice ... you probably shouldn't scold them for giving you their "professional opinion" ... I never go to the doctor. I never get sick. I know a lot about anatomy and physiology. If I hadn't pooped for two weeks I would go to the doctor.

Whatever you do, I hope it works and your system returns to normal. As others have said, 26 is too young to die or even be that uncomfortable. 

[ribbert]

Do you mean you've been trying enemas and magnesium citrate over the past two weeks?
If they're not working, go to the doctor now.

... I just didn't know where to start or what to do...will be back on tomorrow with results...

I'd rather you didn't, I read the forum over breakfast!

Noel

[JPaganel]

I'd rather you didn't, I read the forum over breakfast!

Noel

I'd like him to return. I would very much like if he didn't post pictures of results.

fwiw ... if you ask a bunch of guys on a motorcycle forum for medical advice

Hey, at least we didn't tell him to clean his carbs, or to use a vacuum bleeder... 

[ribbert]

I smell something here, you have a medical problem that, if not already serious, is about to be, you have concerns about your organs shutting down and you consult a motorbike forum for advice.

Do you take your bike to the ER at your local hospital if it won't start, consult a doctor if it's running on 3 cylinders, call an ambulance if it falls off the sidestand, call roadside assist if you have a heart attack......

"....I just didn't know where to start or what to do"  aw c'mon, you don't know what doctors do?

If you're for real, you have my sympathy and I strongly suggest you go to a doctor ASAP as has been recommended by most but surely you're winding us up, this is just too weird.



Noel

Tune in same next week, the forum will be conducting a clinic on erectile dysfunction (case studies courtesy of the Harley forum)

[mikedastonfj1100]

I smell something here, you have a medical problem that, if not already serious, is about to be, you have concerns about your organs shutting down and you consult a motorbike forum for advice.

Do you take your bike to the ER at your local hospital if it won't start, consult a doctor if it's running on 3 cylinders, call an ambulance if it falls off the sidestand, call roadside assist if you have a heart attack......

"....I just didn't know where to start or what to do"  aw c'mon, you don't know what doctors do?

If you're for real, you have my sympathy and I strongly suggest you go to a doctor ASAP as has been recommended by most but surely you're winding us up, this is just too weird.



Noel

Tune in same next week, the forum will be conducting a clinic on erectile dysfunction (case studies courtesy of the Harley forum)

hahahaha.... Funny... I guess laughter is the cure for everything...:-)...

[mikedastonfj1100]

I'd rather you didn't, I read the forum over breakfast!

Noel

I'd like him to return. I would very much like if he didn't post pictures of results.

fwiw ... if you ask a bunch of guys on a motorcycle forum for medical advice

Hey, at least we didn't tell him to clean his carbs, or to use a vacuum bleeder... 

I promise no pics

[Bminder]

Get to the doctor, knucklehead.

[The General]

I smell something here, you have a medical problem that, if not already serious, is about to be, you have concerns about your organs shutting down and you consult a motorbike forum for advice.

Do you take your bike to the ER at your local hospital if it won't start, consult a doctor if it's running on 3 cylinders, call an ambulance if it falls off the sidestand, call roadside assist if you have a heart attack......

"....I just didn't know where to start or what to do"  aw c'mon, you don't know what doctors do?

If you're for real, you have my sympathy and I strongly suggest you go to a doctor ASAP as has been recommended by most but surely you're winding us up, this is just too weird.



Noel

Tune in same next week, the forum will be conducting a clinic on erectile dysfunction (case studies courtesy of the Harley forum)

hahahaha.... Funny... I guess laughter is the cure for everything...:-)...

Good onya Mike. ....Actually you`re not the first to air their anatomical problem here. We were able to help Ken out recently. (well...we at least were able to tuck away the symptoms!). I think your tactics had merit as some of the posts over that period, though excruciating, ..... and not funny, .....should have moved bedrock!
Hoping everything augurs well for you at the Doctor`s!   

[ken65]

Bloody Doug, it was a clothing issue only, lol

[The General]

....and, and, AND...there was another example a year or two back when one of our member`s took awhile to see his doc about his guts!

Does this quote bring back any memories!

"Oh, yeah, best tell you why I'm in hospital,last week I thought I was getting a Malaria attack,aches, 106 fever, cold sweats,balls ache,weird flushes.
Of course I did what any self respecting bloke would do by completely ignoring it until forced to see the local Q.L.D quack."

Yep, he was full of shit, went septic & actually died 3 times on the table!

How about these for his pics!

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-klBoCe5H-dU/Tyn2KfWbV1I/AAAAAAAAGog/2mRGwbvZakE/s576/IMAG0014.jpg
http://fjowners.com/gallery/2/1_01_02_12_8_00_35.jpeg
http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5SmYebdpQ8k/TzifUjCIAcI/AAAAAAAAGpI/BdY-Ep29OdA/s576/IMAG0024.jpg

Nowadays he`s still way over capacity, but at least it`s not Septic!       

[Bones]

One of my daughters is a nurse, and she mentioned a few weeks back about a patient vomiting shit. Must've had the same thing you've got but only worse, keep eating and not getting rid of it and it's got nowhere else to go but up. So unless you like the taste of shit, see a doctor.

[ribbert]

...... and she mentioned a few weeks back about a patient vomiting shit......  unless you like the taste of shit........

Thanks a lot Bones, I have been trying to replace the images Mike and all the contributors conjured up in my mind this morning with something else, you just did.

Noel