Awkward Restroom Moment

[Lotsokids]

Today I went into a restroom stall at my place of work to take a dump. There are 6 stalls, and I honestly did not think anyone else was in there. So I bravely just let it rip. But then I heard some chuckling a couple doors down. That was a little embarrassing. But the funny part was when a third guy entered the stall next to mine and let it rip. Then he heard two others giggling. It's like we could have played a song!

Thankfully we all sneaked out at different times, so no eye contact was made.

[AustinFJ]

Proper etiquette was observed. 


Well done.     

[racerman_27410]

Everybody knows how good it feels to let it rip when ya really gotta go.... and let's face it ... farting is just plain FUNNY !

it's the kookaloo fer yer backside!   



KOokaloo! 

[pdxfj]

Next time you're in a public restroom standing at the urinal, if another person whom is also using the urinal happens to let one go wait a few moments then say "gesundheit".

[Klavdy]

Or say, "Phew, smells like cum"

[baldy3853]

Or say, "Phew, smells like cum"

oh Klavdy u sure know how to make one laugh 

[WestOzXJR]

Hey, you guys have got nothin' on Santa Claus...

[rktmanfj]

Also potentially awkward, especially if you get the wrong tap.

Freedom Flask Demo in 45 seconds

[pdxfj]

HD - Bad Teacher Bathroom Scene

[Big AK]

Was watching the Bad Teacher Bathroom scene and was expecting a guy too comment on her use of the urinal, but ending was just too funny. Thanks for the post still laughing

[flips]

I work as a service technician and a few months back I arrived at my first job of the day ( in a large government office),bent down to get some tools out of the tool bag when...you guessed it....RIP!  ...work pants let go from sack to back, blue undies exposed for all to see.I'm thinking f*%ck!,cant spend the rest of the day with all these office ppl snickering and making SMART ASS comments!...what should I do?....go home & be in Shit big time with the boss?  ....tie a jumper around my waist to cover the unwanted blue moon?...then inspiration struck...The stapler in my tool kit.

I quickly but casually made my way to the mens room which luckily was unoccupied,locked myself into the nearest stall & stripped off the work pants,turned them inside out ready to staple the offending seam when I heard the mens room door open and an unseen gent made his way to the next stall.I heard his belt buckle undo, fly unzip when the mens door opened again, and another unseen gent made his way to another stall.I'm thinking f$%ck....Should I wait until they leave or just go ahead and staple? By this time the first gent seemed to be pushing but with only a small fart for his efforts ( needs Metamucil) but the second gent had no such trouble,ferocious flatulence,satisfying ka- plonk splash and relived sigh.Gent no 1 again was pushing hard and was rewarded for his effort with a rather impish ka-plink splash.I'm thinking f*&ck it and laid the first two staples...Ka-chunk...Ka-chunk.

The gents room went deathly silent , but with the unfamiliar stench of other mens crap lingering ( have you ever noticed that other people's toilet smells are like a ripped open carcass and your own is barely noticeable?).

After about a minute gent no one seemed to have found his mojo and thing's were moving.Gent no 2 decided to keep going too....so I went with it.....plonk....ka-plink....Ka-chunk....Ka-chunk..plonk....ka-plink....Ka-chunk....Ka-chunk....plonk....ka-plink....Ka-chunk....Ka-chunk
Gent  no 1 signaled the job was nearly over with the telltale rattle of the toilet paper roller so I stopped and waited for gent 1 & 2  to finish and leave before continuing my stapling which continued uninterupted until the stapler was  empty.About 200 staples later I was dressed and back at work but being very careful when bending over for the rest of the day.The staples held OK until I got home but I wonder what gent  1 & 2 were thinking about the strange noise from the other stall?.

Cheers  

Jeff P

       

[The General]

I wonder what gent  1 & 2 were thinking about the strange noise from the other stall?.

Cheers  

Jeff P

       

Probly thought it was somethin ya ate.    A staple diet will do that. 

[Arnie]

Who cares what they thought.  I'd be much more worried that some of the staples would unbend and scar my nether regions badly.  Now that would be difficult to explain when you got home.

Arnie