For our Australian friends

[dbelch]

So, it became time for Papa Shark to teach Jr. the fine art of gathering his own feed.  Lucky for them they came upon a recently sunken ship complete scores of survivors swimming around in the expanse of the ocean.  Seizing the opportunity for a lesson, papa shark said to Jr. now here's the strategy for a good meal....first we swim on lap around the group of survivors to just briefly get there attention.  Then we swim away.  .....Next we approach the group with our fins above the water and circle them three times, and then we swim away....After this we get in amongst them and enjoy our lunch! 

Jr..confused...asked "why all the circling and swiming away, they'll just drown, sink to the bottom, and become someone else's lunch?"

Papa Shark exclaimed "Trust me son, they taste a hell of alot better with all of the shit out of them first!"

[Rampant_ant]

Haha nice

[FJmonkey]

Good one, I approve that joke.