This happened to me once too!!

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Drinks at the Bar


Paddy has been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's win over Australia in the Rugby World Cup tournament , Mick the bartender
says , " You'll not be drinkin' anymore tonight Paddy " , to which Paddy replies , " OK Mick , I'll be on me way then " , Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off , he falls
flat on his face , " Shoite ! " , says Paddy , and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off , he takes a step towards the door and again falls flat on his face.

" Shoite ! "....... " Shoite ! " ,

Paddy looks at the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine , he belly crawls across the pub floor to the doorway
and shimmies up to the door frame , he sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air , feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and again
falls flat on his face.

" Bi Jesus... I'm fockin' focked ! "

At this point Paddy can just make out his house down the street and begins to crawl down the sidewalk up to his doorway , hauls himself up the door frame , opens the door
and crawls inside , once inside he takes a look up the stairs leading to the bedroom and says " No fockin' way " , Paddy crawls up the stairs to the bedroom door and says
" I can make it to the bed " , pulls himself up the door frame , he takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face , " Fock it ! " , he says , and crawls into bed.

The next morning , his wife Jess comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says , " Get up Paddy , did you have a bit to drink last night ? "

Paddy replies , " I did Jess , I was well pissed , how'd ya know "

" Mick phoned , you left your wheelchair at the pub ".

[Mark Olson]

 

ya got me .

never heard that one before.