Penguins

[A11an0n]

A State Trooper is manning a speed trap when he observes a man driving down the highway with a car full of penguins.  The trooper pulls the man over and inquires "What are you doing with a car full of penguins?" The man replies "Well officer I'm taking them to the zoo." Trooper replies "Very well, drive safely sir".  The next day the same trooper is manning the speed trap again and he spies the same man wearing sunglasses driving down the highway with his car full of penguins.  The trooper pulls the man over again and says "Sir, you told me yesterday that you were taking these penguins to the zoo!" The man replies " I did, today we're going to the beach!"