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Geek Joke

Started by rlucas, September 09, 2016, 12:09:17 PM

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rlucas

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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Flynt

Then the cop (Newton) pushes back...
There's plenty of time for sleep in the grave...

Pat Conlon

...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."
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rlucas

Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."


Well, in theory, anyway.


We're not a club. Clubs have rules. Pay dues. Wear hats and shit.

"Y'all might be faster than me, but you didn't have more fun than I did." Eric McClellan (RIP '15)

Steve_in_Florida


Like Old Farmer MacDonald says, That's pretty baa'aad...


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I don't have the for any more Geek jokes.
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krusty

Quote from: rlucas on September 10, 2016, 06:34:15 AM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."


Well, in theory, anyway.




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Good one.
My resistance to laughing was futile... :pardon:
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Earl Svorks

 Hey AviationFred, sorry' bout  that I hadn't seen your post with this in it.
   Simon