Rich guy

[Alte Fahrt]

A rich guy dies and Saint Peter meets him at the gates.

Rich guy says "I only want the best and I have the money to afford it."

Saint Peter says "Things don't that way around here."

Rich guy says " Take me to the head man. I want to see the one in charge around here."

Saint Peter takes him to see the Lord.

The Lord says "We know you were a rich man. Tell us what you've done good in your life."

The old guy thinks for quite a while and then replies "I gave an old lady a dollar once."

The Lord says "OK. Anything else?"

After thinking a bit the old guy replies "I gave an old man a dollar too."

The Lord says "I see. Is there anything else?"

The old guy says "No. That's about it"

The lord thinks about this a bit and then asks Saint Peter "Peter, what do you think we should do?"


Peter ponders it a bit and then says " I think we should give him his two dollars back and tell him to go to Hell."

[FJmonkey]

That was good, thanks.