Little Johnny

[TexasDave]

        LITTLE  JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
The  teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a  sentence.
 
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My  family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet  sheep. It was fascinating.'
 
The teacher said,  'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate,  not fascinating'.
 
Sally raised her hand. She  said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was  'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, 
but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little  Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she 
had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally  decided there was no way he could damage the word  'fascinate',
so she called on him.

Johnny  said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her 
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The  teacher sat down and  cried

[Charlie-brm]

I used to hear Little Johnny jokes from one particular friend. I'm sending him this one, going 40 years on.