Parking Tickets

[TexasDave]

People frequently ask me, what do old people do to make their days interesting? Well, for example, just the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.... I said to him, 'Aw come on man, give an old person a break'. He ignored me and kept writing the ticket. That's when I called him a 'Nazi'. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires. So then I called him a 'doughnut eating gestapo'. He placed the second ticket on the windshield and started to write a third ticked. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote....Personally I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker on it that said, 'I love Obama'.
Now that I'm old, I try to have a little fun each day. It's important to my health.