Another biker in a bar

[aussiefj]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,

trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps

it down in one swig.

　

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst

into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t

stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.

"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired

me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen

and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took

home. I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it

all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the

poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing

.........but enough about me, how's your day going?"

[X-Ray]