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The fisherman and the IRS

Started by TexasDave, May 18, 2014, 09:18:25 AM

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TexasDave

May 18, 2014, 09:18:25 AM


The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".



Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.



Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $100 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".



IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".



Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you want to know"?




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